open faced grilled cheese sandwitch

what a pussy look like in the morning after having sex

Your pussy like a open faced grilled cheese sandwitch

by Eric Babineau August 1, 2004

Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch

Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch's are frequently found along major highway routes such as Route 66, US 20, and I-90. There are similar to a succubus but instead of sexual desire they lure you in with cheaply made grilled cheese sandwich's. There are not a lot of findings as to their motivation. Major philosophers have pondered their intent for centuries. Their origins trace back to ancient Greece where they would troll the streets and woods. Plato once philosophized that "the Grilled Cheese Winch of the woods only logical purpose is to disrespect Zeus's lone weakness; his inability to process dairy". Modern day DTSGSW's have been linked poor productive in truck drivers drive times and their waist lines. The second coming of the DTSGSW's have led to a 634% increase in elastic banded pant sales at gas stations across the country. They have almost sorority like gatherings where it is rumored they discuss tactics, wardrobe, and types of cheese. Recently Sargento Cheese Experts released a statement saying "they are concerned that cheese prices may be on the rise due to the growing demand being created by the mysterious truck stop woman". Lucky for the public, the DTSGCW have started to brand themselves with large tattoos. If you ever see DTSGCW lettering on someone, please proceed with caution and realize the risks involved with these women. Famous DTSGCW who have now moved on to other careers include Monica Lewinsky, Madonna, Lady Gaga and Amanda Bynes.

Timmy, keep an eye out for those Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch's at the next gas station.

by Butchy December 24, 2014

The Grilled Cheese Show

Fun cheesy variety show with skits interviews and musical performances.

Wow! I found so much music and laughed my ass off watching The Grilled Cheese Show!

by The Grilled Cheese Show September 30, 2022

Grilled Cheese

When a man with an unwashed penis (dick cheese) has sex with a woman with a yeast infection (the bread).

Guy 1: Did you hear Josh and Becky had a hookup?
Guy 2: Gross. Sounds like an all-around Grilled Cheese.

by PsychoPiper October 15, 2020

Grilled Cheese

The act of Ejaculating into a sexual partners arm pit and spreading their arm pit like a Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Fred: I grilled cheese sally last night

Harry: That's fucked

by Your mum gay times infinity March 17, 2018

rory eats a grilled cheese day

the day in which my friend Rory makes a grilled cheese sandwich, it is considered a holiday to those who love Rory, it shows that life is worth LIVING BRO.jpg

Rory: GOD I LOVE GRILLED CHEESE
me: happy rory eats a grilled cheese day
Rory: yes to all those who celebrate it ♥︎

by dogustboy April 20, 2024

Mean grilled cheese

An outrageous spectacular supercalifragilisticexpialidocious grilled cheese. Superior to all other grilled cheeses.

Baxter: What’s for dinner?
Trick: I’m making some mean grilled cheeses you want one?
Baxter: yeye

by TuckYourChainz March 13, 2019