Side cheeking

Side cheeking takes place when one is unable to sit fully on ones coccus booty Anus butt cheeks
Operations on the anus often make sitting fully on ones butt impossible thus side cheeking is required!

After my anus operation I had to sit on my side cheek, thus causing me to be side cheeking instead of anus sitting!
Dude, I was side cheeking all the way down the mountain.
Deciding which butt cheek to be side cheeking on is dependent on what direction you wish to face.
She sat at an odd angle driving as she was side cheeking!
If you side cheek on a sled there is a good chance it will tip over from your side cheeking!
My Hemorrhoids forced me to do the old side cheeking!

by Miss Gayle Part Hart April 8, 2019

cream cheesing

when somebody replaces normal cream cheese whith day old stale cum and puts it in sombody's bagle

I hate that fucker and were going cream cheesing on him.

by yo yo yo 69 May 2, 2008

cheesing

A method of getting high whereby the user forces a male housecat to urinate in their face; the pheromones of the cat urine put the user in a euphoric state

"Want to go cheesing?"

by matthewf01 March 26, 2008

cheesing

The act of huffing male cat urine. From South Park.

"Hey let's go cheese."

"Do you feel like cheesing?"

"I'm cheesing my f'ing brains out now."

by Don Felder March 26, 2008

creeping with the girl next door

Shaggy "it wasn't me". Famous song

Someone: (screaming at the top of their lungs) honey came in and she caught me red handed creeping with the girl next door

by Brandyman July 13, 2017

Quantitative cheesing

The consumption of large amounts of dairy product.

Patient: "I'm massively lactose intolerant; what can I do?"
Doctor: "I recommend a course of quantitative cheesing."
Patient: "But... isn't that going to make things worse?"
Doctor: "Yep!"

by RhythmJunky August 16, 2010

cheesing

the act of having a male cat urinate on one's face followed in by deeply breathing in the aroma of the car urine. gives quite a buzz

dude, i was cheesing real hard last night and i wound up naked!

by Mattthehitmanhart March 26, 2008