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stripandbendover checkers

1. A smartass way to try to get someone to have sex with you.
Blue: Hey, we should play stripandbendover checkers.
Pink: NO WAY!
by kawaiixwolf December 25, 2009
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madself checked

To let others know that thier 'madselves' have been checked or to confirm that your madself has been checked.

This is to confirm an arrival or/and confirm that everythings ok with them,
Paul: Yo, you checked it?
Corby: Madself checked

Chris: What about you lot your madselves checked or what?
Sean: Madselfs always checked pal

Check Your Madself!!!!
by checkya September 16, 2010
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pecker checker protector

the board between two urinals in a men's restroom
that dude was definitely gay,...thanks to the pecker checker protector,..he didn't look at my stuff!!
by ronplaisance November 30, 2011
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betty crockered

Average Joe: "Bro, I'm so Betty Crockered, that bong ain't no joke."

Average Cody: "Hell yeah man, me too!"
by City Slickers June 26, 2014
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basket checker

The process of cupping a dudes balls to evaluate the size and stature of the product “at hand” heheheh
Luke is such a basket checker, I saw him grope Jeff’s balls to compare the size of their packages.
by LukeyPukeyBC December 22, 2017
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pepper checked

Did you hear about David? He got pepper checked last Monday.”
by Niryika November 1, 2019
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Slovakian Checkers

The intimate but secretive action of asserting one’s dominance by using ones upper body muscles and limbs to hang from the top bunk of a bunk bed, while allowing the erect genitalia to dangle with droop into the lower bunk section. This action is most likely and usually done while watching irregular forms of pornography until profusely ejaculating onto the person or subject in the lower bunk section. This action is always finished with the subject (ejaculator) sneakily crawling down from the top bunk onto the subject (ejaculated) to whisper in the (ejaculated) subjects ear “checkmate” to finish the game.
“Mom I woke up with mad glizzy juice on my face, I swear dad was playing Slovakian checkers last night”.
by DR Shotta May 12, 2021
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