Among the most versatile words in the history of all languages, the word 'chainis', as some like to enunciate it, is a word applicable in all contexts and situations, taking on a plethora of meanings from the soft grace of a rose petal as it gently lays to rest in a calm, summer pond to being a complete dumbass. It is often aptly altered with prefixes, post-fixes and other common grammatical constructions to suit the general mood being felt by a group of individuals. It is believed by traditionalists that embedded within every soul, is the desire to utter such glory. The fulfillment felt by one who recites it at the appropriate time is distinct and available only to those of refined taste. Contrary to popular opinion, chainis is not the equivalent to 'Chinese' (an Asian nationality and culture) and any such attempt to assert this is offensive, ignorant and met with contempt.
Friend: "Hey man, are you going to paintball this weekend?"
Gentleman: "Chainis ;)"
Friend: "...Is that a yes or a no?"
Barista: "Hello sir, would you like cream or sugar in your coffee today?"
Gentleman: "Chainis ;)"
Barista: "You again!?! Security!"
Priest: "Do you take her as your lawfully wedded wife?"
Gentleman: "Chainis"
Priest: "Wow, just wow, I'm so done with this shit."
*Flips over table holding wedding cake and leaves*
Fiancee: "You've ruined everything! I hate you!"
*Starts crying and storms off*
Man of Lesser Intellect: "Hey, you know its really immature and unbecoming of you to keep using that silly word."
Gentleman: "Shut up, you chainis."
Man of Lesser Intellect: "Getting real tired of your shit..."
Psychotherapist: "So tell me, when did you first start using this word, what was it... chainis?"
Gentleman: "Don't try that simplified chainis bullshit with me, all you'll get is a plate full of chainis with side order of chainis and also, chainis"
Psychotherapist: *writes in notepad* "Needs extensive treatment, possibly electroshock therapy with several rounds of psychoactive medication"
Priest: "Does anybody wish to say any last words before we lower his body into the ground?"
Resentful Spirit: "Yeah, why don't you go chainis yourself, you post-chainis chainiser"
Resentful Spirit 2: "Nigga, you owe me rent!"
Gentleman: "Chainis ;)"
Friend: "...Is that a yes or a no?"
Barista: "Hello sir, would you like cream or sugar in your coffee today?"
Gentleman: "Chainis ;)"
Barista: "You again!?! Security!"
Priest: "Do you take her as your lawfully wedded wife?"
Gentleman: "Chainis"
Priest: "Wow, just wow, I'm so done with this shit."
*Flips over table holding wedding cake and leaves*
Fiancee: "You've ruined everything! I hate you!"
*Starts crying and storms off*
Man of Lesser Intellect: "Hey, you know its really immature and unbecoming of you to keep using that silly word."
Gentleman: "Shut up, you chainis."
Man of Lesser Intellect: "Getting real tired of your shit..."
Psychotherapist: "So tell me, when did you first start using this word, what was it... chainis?"
Gentleman: "Don't try that simplified chainis bullshit with me, all you'll get is a plate full of chainis with side order of chainis and also, chainis"
Psychotherapist: *writes in notepad* "Needs extensive treatment, possibly electroshock therapy with several rounds of psychoactive medication"
Priest: "Does anybody wish to say any last words before we lower his body into the ground?"
Resentful Spirit: "Yeah, why don't you go chainis yourself, you post-chainis chainiser"
Resentful Spirit 2: "Nigga, you owe me rent!"
by shaymis lue December 13, 2014
Get the chainis mug.1. An e-mail chain containing defammatory or false information that is spread far and wide by partisan believers in an attempt to paint a negative image of the opposition.
2. The act of forwarding sensationalistic, untrue reports without checking their veracity.
3. How lies go viral on the Internet.
4. A modern-day illustration of Mark Twain's adage: "A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."
2. The act of forwarding sensationalistic, untrue reports without checking their veracity.
3. How lies go viral on the Internet.
4. A modern-day illustration of Mark Twain's adage: "A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."
You know that story about supposed "FEMA concentration camps" in the desert? It's just part of that Chain of Lies started by that militia group in Texas.
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Get the chain gang mug.The act of changing the topic of a specific thread of email chains to something pointless. This is most annoying when seen in email chains planning a specific event. An extremely irritating abuse of the reply-to-all button.
Person 1: Have there been any good ideas on the New Year's Eve chain?
Person 2: I don't know. I stopped reading it after Keppler chainjacked the it.
Person 2: I don't know. I stopped reading it after Keppler chainjacked the it.
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Person 2: Don't, it's a chain college. You're better off going to community college.
Person 2: Don't, it's a chain college. You're better off going to community college.
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