caught a jux

to catch someone slippin and rob them.

Yo son, I was walking home last night and caught a jux for like 10 g's.

by dj dmos July 19, 2006

Caught me on the reload!

In a first person shooter game when someone kills someone else because they had to reload.

Wow, thats not fair you caught me on the reload!

by Eugene Smearknov June 29, 2009

Caught Em

To fake out someone, usually in basketball or just fake out in general
Also, see Swirls

Kid 1: Look, a UFO!
Kid 2: WHERE?!
Kid 3,4,5:(ALL AT ONCE)CAUGHT EM!

by Edword s January 8, 2006

caught in cotton

Not wanting to be informal. When a woman and a man get together, if they have sex the woman would want to be wearing a lacy, silk thong, not cotton granny panties.

Two men are waiting in line for a job interview.
Man 1: Wow that's a nice suit!
Man 2: Sure is! I wanted to make a good impression, not get caught in cotton.

by Snazzy Suit Man June 9, 2011

Craughter

Simultaneously experiencing manic crying and hysterical laughter, usually resulting from surprise workloads/deadlines that you have been delegated, but not consulted on, leading to disbelief and despair.

Other notable applications of the word have been known to appear at the negative outcome of a pregnancy scare.

A: Oh you finished the project overnight? How nice of you! But I didn't actually need it till next week because the deadline changed, did I forget to tell you?

B: Whaaa? But..I worked all...for...*twitch*, *CRAUGHTER*

crying

by Lullabytiger September 11, 2014

Caught counting change

A term used sarcastically in football to describe someone not paying attention. Imagine someone counting a handful of change on the football field and someone running them over because they are not paying attention to the game.

"What happened to Joe, the ambulance just took him off the field. He got caught counting change"

by Shiggyfo September 23, 2017

Caught This Dick

The past tense of Catch This Dick, implys that you or someone had gotten the dick.

Also used as "Caught That Dick"

"That fucker wouldn't back up so he caught this dick"

by Booty Consumer November 20, 2018