chonk

A crusty straight man

Justin is such a chonk.
or
Bo is acting chonky.

by cayfrizzle July 28, 2018

Chonked

Laughing so painfully hard.

I just chonked, that was so funny.

by It's ya boi double b January 21, 2019

Chonk

Your god Chonk. Bow down.

"Have you worshiped Chonk today yet?"
"Nah"
"Oh shit Gary you finna die"

by definishion February 8, 2019

Chonk

Meaning very thick or fat

That cat has chonk

Or

That squirrel is a chonker

by Guayando August 25, 2022

Chonks

A hefty pair of Large, round, powerful, breasts adorning a six-ft plus, wide-shouldered and athletic woman.

She looked like a Roman warrior. Powerful shoulders and Huge chonks.

by Low Den May 1, 2022

double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday my guy

by double chonker September 30, 2022

chonke

You would use this word mostly to describe people who are metaphorically thic instead of physically because you know that if u said they were chonke irl they would drop kick you like you did to that child 2 years ago.

That boi is kinda chonke ngl

by Nicholas Dwyer December 6, 2021