Covid Catfish

To be deceived into thinking a mask-wearing chick is hot because she's blown her entire giro on eye make-up, then discover that her face looks like a crow's armpit.

"I copped a Covid Catfish. Her eyes were lush but the mask hid a face that a mother couldn't love."

by CampionShagSlave January 15, 2021

holy catfish

same as such words as holy crap and such. A good friend of mine says, "Holy Catfish!" when he is at work (at a school) so as not to swear in front of his class.

"Holy Catfish! I missed the turn completely."

by anonymous January 17, 2004

Dredged Catfish

This happens when a man has gone swimming nude in the ocean and he comes back to lay on the beach face down, falls asleep. After a few hours his penal unit is devoured in sand and smelling like seafood, Representing a Dredged Catfish

guy one "AWWW SHIT BRO, YOU SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKERS DREDGED CATFISH"
guy two " God damn who does this boss think he is"

by TOAST + G DIDDY June 25, 2010

Catfish Consent

When one internet user gives another user the permission to "Catfish" them, or pretend to be someone they're not, over Facebook/other social media to facilitate an online romance.

Mo: I'm totally letting Lucy Catfish me because I'm pretty sure her fake Facebook is about to invite me to the Jimmy Buffett concert.

Karen: Does she know that you know? Is her Alias kinky?

Mo: Oh 100%, but don't worry I gave her Catfish Consent.

by beingcatfishedrn April 20, 2017

the catfish effect

When you find yourself liking a song more and more every time you hear it, instead of getting sick of it. (i.e. Every single song by Catfish and the Bottlemen)

Person 1: Mate, don't you ever get tired of that Soundcheck song?
Person 2: NEVER! It's the catfish effect bro.

by iamsolondon July 17, 2016

Reverse Catfish

When someone looks Hotter irl than their social media pictures

Reverse Catfish: Susanna

by JanPana November 23, 2021

puppy catfished

The heinous act of adding a selfie of you and someone else’s puppy to your dating profile.

“Wow, your labradoodle is really cute. What’s her name?”
“Thanks, her name is chastity she’s actually my ex-brother in law’s dog”
“Did you jut puppy catfished me?”

by JW97545 April 29, 2021