astronaut's wife

a good looking older woman who by appearance and style suggests she leads a pampered lifestyle. Out of touch with reality, yet strangely attractive.

Hey look at Jlo's mom she is such an astronaut's wife..
Yeah I bet she's like 90 but looks like she's 20

by Iknowatdatmeenz! March 4, 2017

nastronaute

similar situations that occur within different generations

while telling her granddaughter about drive-in movies, amy realized that the two of them were experiencing a nastronaute when her granddaughter responded with, “oh yeah, that’s kinda like netflix and chill”

by miustou November 24, 2017

astronaut rainbow

A symbolic image/icon usually identifies a homosexual man that keeps his sexuality to himself and other straight men he has intercourse with.

the man across the room flashes his Astronaut rainbow tattoo at me. He wanted some fun

by Yeah boo. Yeah May 2, 2018

astronaut tang

The combination of huffing inhalants from a salt and vinegar chip bag

Hey man, I just finished off this bag of lays, wanna astronaut tang some of this glue?

by Therealbojangles December 26, 2020

Astronaut Surprise

A zero gravity cumshot

On the next SpaceX mission, PornHub is going to attempt an Astronaut Surprise!

by TheOriginalYeet February 13, 2021

Astronaut in the ocean

A song lyric in the song astronaut in the ocean.

I feel like an astronaut in the ocean!

by SUSSY BAKA BESTIE June 17, 2021

astronautnagito

astronautnagito Is a super cool and nice mutual on tiktok that you should totally befriend <3

“Hey do you know astronautnagito ?”
“Yeah ! Their super cool, I love them !.”

by washerewas July 12, 2021