Get the Carl mug.A man often mistaken for being German due to his extremely small penis and bad sense of fashion. Carl is usually underestimated for his extreme power and strength however can also become cocky. A gill is normally found on the top of his ear making Carl a half fish and due to his 5 showers a day it really shows he loves water. Although Carl can seem like an alright guy he is also a child beater. Everytime he hears a young boy is misbehaving he will threaten to drag there face along a brick wall whilst yelling at them for being scum. His personality can be dry at times however it's usually because no one wants to here about his day at work and how dusty he is.
"Hey Carl do you want to play football ?"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"
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Get the Carl mug.Carl is god. He created the universe. He created you. Why support stinky Jesus when you can stan Very Cool and Unique Carl. Elijah Daniel rose Carl from the grave. Everyone say thank you Elijah! Carl is the answer to all your problems. All you gotta do is sacrifice your first born child to Carl and then Carl will always be with you. Praise Carl.
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Carl is the future, he will be the hope of the people.
Your future can be anything you want it to be. Some things are within your control. You can decide to work hard and accomplish the goals you set for yourself. You can also decide to sit back and let life just happen. It's all up to you. Some things in life are out of your control, but you can control your reaction to these things. You can be happy with the things that are thrown at you and try to turn them into good things, or you can be discontented and let the chips fall where they may. It's all about choice. Your life and your future are whatever you make of them.
Your future can be anything you want it to be. Some things are within your control. You can decide to work hard and accomplish the goals you set for yourself. You can also decide to sit back and let life just happen. It's all up to you. Some things in life are out of your control, but you can control your reaction to these things. You can be happy with the things that are thrown at you and try to turn them into good things, or you can be discontented and let the chips fall where they may. It's all about choice. Your life and your future are whatever you make of them.
Carl is the best
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