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career breeder

A woman who continuously breeds for the purpose of monetary reasons, in place of gainful employment. Specifically with multiple fathers and usually after the older children are school-aged.
Did you hear who is pregnant again with another baby daddy? She is such a career breeder.
by Ladywithadayjob July 1, 2018
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career-oriented

A person who is always thinking about how to get further in his or her career.
1. When an organization fails to proactively develop its workforce, career-oriented people pursue their own agendas.
2. No, we ' re not going to have children. we ' re both very career - oriented
by Hada del Sol September 20, 2017
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Career drinker

Those who incorporate drinking into every fabric of their being.
Cancun is full of career drinkers, who see only the bottom of their glasses and wallets.
by Whosetosay February 22, 2024
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Career Ed

The most pointless class know to man. Run by a perverted teacher, who gives the most annoying assignments made for someone with a job of a corporate position.
I have to go to Career Ed today i think i wanna die.
by Lucas Confair December 6, 2019
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Career

A long lasting servitude term to describe modern enslavement
One foot on a banana peel and the other foot on a career
by DoctorFog February 19, 2023
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legal career

The process of working in the legal field, whereby a creative mind is whittled down to create a sophisticated but mindless rule follower that is paid to worry about other people's boring problems that no one would otherwise try to fix if it wasn't for the large amounts of cash that temporarily covers the meaninglessness of the once creative mind's new life.
"Did you hear that Bill graduated law school and is going into a legal career?"

"Yea, that poor guy will be a rich divorced alcoholic misanthrope in 10 years."
by jon_newhart April 30, 2014
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Veneer Career

The socially respectable and seemingly profitable job or career that a wealthy person claims to have to hide the fact that they don't really work or make money and instead coast off their savings, inheritance, or other handouts.

For example someone might claim to be a 'designer' though no one buys anything they make and they live off their parents, or someone might say they're an 'investor' but they don't invest any money or do anything to make profit.

Such claimed careers and jobs give status and recognition to someone who would otherwise be classified as unemployed or idle.
He claims he's an investor but that's just his veneer career, he just comes from a rich family and spends his parents money but doesn't do anything otherwise. His sister's veneer clothing is a handbag line she puts out which has 2 customers: her parents.
by Human Peacocking December 12, 2024
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