circus tits

Excessively large, generally fake, breasts. Common in porn.

Jesse Jane's circus tits just don't do it for me.

by leifm November 13, 2007

Mexican carousel

Having sex for an extended period of time, in multiple positions, until one or both partners completely break down, run out of gas, and/or sustain injuries.

Last night my boyfriend and I did a Mexican Carousel and I can barely walk straight today.

Trying a Mexican Carousel at age 50 almost killed me. I thought I was having a heart attack.

by Tornado608 December 11, 2018

carousel ass

A stripper who has a raw ass from doing one too many rotations on the pole.

Lacreesha missed class at community college because she had carousel ass from the club.

by Matty_Ice88 March 7, 2015

Circusitis

A sickness that causes you to transform into a clown. Affects children of all ages.

Hermes: I think I'm coming down with Circusitis.
Leela: I thought Circusitis only affected children.
Hermes: Children of all ages.

by OctopusSandwich July 12, 2010

Pig Circus

Originally a slur against police and used by Bob Dylan in his song Hurricane, the term has come to mean a farce or phony court trial, where generalizations are made about facts that don't exist in order to meet a predetermined outcome desired by the judge, judiciary, government, or Bar Association.

When I tried to protect the children from being molested, I found out Iowa courts are just a pig circus to make money for lawyers and to keep the feminazis happy.

by tarelasi February 1, 2005

carcass

Classic death metal band from England.

Have you heard the Carcass album 'Wake Up and Smell the Carcass'?

by Vaikkonen March 8, 2005

Flying Circus

A sex act in which a woman is reverse cowgirl on top of a man, and then they attempt to jump/throw her to another man standing by a wall. Unbeknownst to her, the second man plans to sidestep and let her hit the wall and fall down, hopefully leaving her writhing in agony. Then both men ejaculate on her.

James found out his girlfriend was cheating on him, so we gave the bitch the flying circus.

by A terrible person July 8, 2006