Cardle

Asian man with a gap in his front teeth

Bro you need a dentist if you don't wanna go around looking like a Cardle.

by ButtaChiken September 1, 2021

CableWanker

The type of MF who has only one future, either to be a

electrician or a person that wanks of to cables.

¨Hello calle¨

¨Hi Oliver¨

¨have you seen Rasmus or Thor?¨

¨Yes, they are with Alfred and Eliott in the computer room. Probobly wnaking of to cables¨

¨ Ohh yea, i love CableWankers¨

- We chose to leave Måns out of this because he deserves a real man!

by GodsMostLovedChild November 30, 2022

Flaming Cable Car

The act of passing gas in an elevator and then stepping out and sending it on to the next unsuspecting user of said elevator.

John walks into an elevator, passes gas, and then steps off and allows it to go to the next floor where Cindy is waiting, thus becoming a victim of the Flaming Cable Car.

by MattEvans November 3, 2011

Jumper Cable Titties

Small breast’s that allow one to place an index finger and thumb on a nipple during sex, preferably one at a time (black and red) so as not caused an unexpected ‘spark’.

That bitch i fucked last night had jumper cable titties.

by Snoke September 27, 2019

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants

Being located in the same city, it is natural that the University of Ottawa and Carleton have become rival schools. Here are examples of chants heard on the University of Ottawa campus during frosh week (also known as 101 week):

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the wings of a crow,
I'd fly over Carleton tomorrow,
and shit on those bastards below, below!
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below, below
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below

or

I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole through and through,
but i'd rather be an asshole than to go to Carleton U

by The First GG October 17, 2012

Cable

A cable is a long piece of faeces which is partially ejected from the anus.

Generally, the rule is that a cable must be of such length that is is touching the water whilst still coming out of the anus. (This is prevalent in toilets which only fill the lower faecal cavity with water, not half fill like in the Unites States).

After defecation, the toilet may require several flushes to allow for the process of hydraulic action to break down your massive monolith and remove it from the bowl.

"Move out my way, I'm killing for a cable."

"Damn, I had to flush the toilet five times to try and get that cable down."

by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010

Cablegate

The ongoing massive public dumping of sensitive diplomatic cables online by Wikileaks founder Julian Assange that continues to embarrass the U.S. State Department.

A play on the word Watergate from the early 1970s U.S. political scandal that eventually resulted in the resignation of President Richard M. Nixon.

Julian Assange awaits extradition from Britain to Sweden on trumped up rape charges, but everyone knows he's really a victim of international political intrigue regarding his roll in Cablegate.

by dookeyboy December 8, 2010