While chatting up a fine young lady the male (aka peter mckibbon) may be spotted grinning in such a sleazy fashion that his face is formed into a canoe-like shape.
by alex thurlow March 9, 2004
Get the face-canoemug. Not a definition but the orgin of the phrase: This phrase was coined in 2004 by Blake Edmondson in Camp Walker, South Korea. It was used as an alternative phrase for someone being a complete moron / dick / dirtbag. After Edmondson transferred stations I attempted to pass this phrase on along with other greats such as..... Gungle a gungle, (rumble of a V8) Kadouche (boom), and Splack (disgusting splash).
by You know! October 12, 2012
Get the douche canoemug. a leader of a lesbian group or a self proclaimed female gay activist with no useful purpose other then self-promotion.
Last night at a local gay club the "Canoe Captain" led a fear-less group of lesbians in an effort to protest the existence of men.
by spike001 April 17, 2006
Get the Canoe Captainmug. -"Dude, during dinner she kept grabbing my croch under the table and playing with it."
-"Bro, so she was canoe paddling you!"
-"Yeah"
-"Bro, so she was canoe paddling you!"
-"Yeah"
by Paw Lee March 15, 2012
Get the Canoe Paddlingmug. by Skirish April 25, 2010
Get the douche canoemug. Free canoe is a classic Craigslist prank wherein someone's name and phone number are used in a false ad on Craigslist. This type of ad typically has a desirable item priced for free or a low sum of money.
Yo dawg, my phone keeps ringing with people asking if I still have the free canoe. I don't even own a canoe!
by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017
Get the free canoemug. Great nickname for a person named Valentina. Valentina is a dope friend who is hilarious and a great companion.
by Chinchillasaur101 June 9, 2018
Get the VAL-Canomug.