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Canada's History

a. A sex act so depraved that even Stephen Colbert can't put it into words. Allegedly involving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the stanley cup, but it is also believed that the entire Toronto Maple Leafs team must be involved as well for it to be considered Canada's History.

b. A sex act performed during the coldest snows of winter during which the participants (usually 20 or more) light fires and dance naked and covered in maple syrup before... ugh, I just can't say it.
Dude... you pulled a Canada's History? That's fucked up, man... even for you.
by tinydancer88 February 5, 2010
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A sex act so depraved it can't be described on TV.
It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
You hear what John did to Mary last night eh?
He taught her all about Canada's history.
by watrlogd February 4, 2010
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a sex act in which you hire 10 clowns to put on hockey uniforms and sodomize you repeatedly with the branch from a maple tree.
if i won the lottery i would totally get me some canadas history
by big swinging dick February 5, 2010
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A popular Candian sexual act involving shoving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup up the vagina.
Girl #1: "Why are you limping? Eh?"
Girl#2: "Me and John did a Canada's History last night."
Girl#1: " Sounds fun, eh?"
by Uncle BuckXx February 4, 2010
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The depraved sex act of taking moose antlers, covering them in maple syrup and then impaling hookers on each point, whereupon a midget fucks the stanley cup while the onlookers are fellated by the antler engorged prostitutes
My girl subscribed to Canada's History the other day, I CAME SO FUCKING HARD
by thecolbertnationsensation February 5, 2010
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if one were to ever perform canadas history in bed, utter destruction is sure to ensue...
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The history of unimaginable sex acts with the indigenous fauna of Canada.
I saw a pack of elk and went all Canada's History on their asses.
by bobble D February 4, 2010
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