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Caleb

A person who completely hates people named jackson
hey there's jackson
sshhhh caleb's right there
by Demonsoul1X February 1, 2017
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Caleb

Caleb is often the guy who nobody likes but decides to hang around anyway. He will stick to you and your group for a long time. He will usually be annoying and repeat his "hilarious" jokes until they are unfunny if they were ever funny in the first place. Their favorite number is most likely 7. They will do the same thing with this number as they did with their jokes. Eventually this person will grow distant to the people he hangs around because he is bored or finds someone else to bug. They will eventually return, though.
Buddy: Oh god, It's Caleb.

Teacher: What is the answer to 1 +2, Caleb?
Caleb: 7.
Everyone else: *groans*
by Terald Shaft October 11, 2016
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Caleb

Caleb is a dream. He is everything you have ever prayed for and wanted in a man. You wish you could explain how wonderful he is but there aren’t enough words to describe him. How you can look into his eyes and never get tired of the colors. You could get lost for hours just searching through his green eyes and never get tired. How the sound of his voice is so calming and warms every part of your heart. How seeing him walk into a room lights up your whole world and makes your heart skip a beat.

Knowing that your heart has waited so long to be loved by someone like him. He’s your dearest friend and your deepest love. He brings out the best in you and makes you a better woman. You can see yourself in every part of his future and you want him in every part of yours.

He has no idea how much you pray for his safety, his well being, his future, and even his day. You hope for nothing but the best for him. No matter how complicated it gets, you are willing to fight for him and stay with him. He not only completes you but he accepts you the way you are.
Philippians 1:3

I love you so much Caleb. ❤️
by Anonymous_love October 24, 2023
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Caleb

Caleb is a very special guy. However, he doesn’t seem to realize it. He is altruistic, selfless, and compassionate, always putting others before himself. He makes the best friend, and often a great boyfriend. It is hard to get through his shell because he keeps his own feelings and thoughts inside. Caleb wants to be happy and healthy for everyone around him. He will be there for you always, be it 3am, or a 30 minute phone call. If you have a Caleb in your life, keep them around. Make sure to treat them well. They will rarely tell you if you’ve done them wrong. Lastly, Caleb has a great sense of humor. Although sometimes vulgar, he will always toss around jokes to make you smile or laugh.
“Do you guys know Caleb?”
“Yeah, he’s such a funny, caring guy!”
by Altrapath December 19, 2020
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Caleb

The sexist, sweetest, most caring, funniest, glasses wearing, basketball playing, loving best friend out there
Im so lucky to have Caleb in my life <33
by ♥ ʞ ♥ January 27, 2022
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Caleb

A tall, quiet guy who is intensely passionate behind his humor. He hides a huge imagination and deep philosophical web behind an athletic body and an awkward demeanor. He can be funny, but his life-of-the-party abilities are hit or miss. There's a lot going on in his head, too much sometimes, but he can focus his kaleidoscope through the lens of heroes and stories. When he's having fun, he's full of endless witticisms, puns, complicated jokes, intricate pop references, and the occasional seriously encouraging speech. He can be distant, but he will always give you his best. He has expressive brown eyes, a button nose, thick eyebrows, and straight, wild brown hair. He loves his job and makes it as fun, silly, and meaningful as possible. He has the mind of a fox with the habits and body of a wolf.
"He said what to the teacher!?! He's such a Caleb..."
"That's nonsense, but it's kind of funny... sounds like something Caleb would say."
"Who comes up with this kind of stuff? That's an idea worthy of a Caleb..."
by Aedh CuChulainn January 27, 2021
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Caleb

Dark and brooding. A sensitive soul with a lot to give. If a Caleb ever opens up to you, cherish that. Show him that you cherish that. While Calebs may come across as cold at times, they're actually quite defensive. If you cross him, he will show his fangs. But if you can show you're worthy, you're in. And that's a circle you want to be in. Calebs are awesome. Near superheroes in fact.
No wonder we've never met this Caleb guy you can't stop talking about. Does someone that awesome even exist?
by Dragonsnowball October 16, 2021
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