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Calm your boobs

Wife - BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!

Husband - Jesus, calm your boobs!
by DAUCUS April 22, 2012
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Calm-cat

Calm-cat - The latest legal high to hit uk shores. While you certainly can smoke calm-cat, its effectiveness varies for different people. When smoked calm-cat effective, its most common effects include warming throughout the body, a general sense of relaxation and calm, and a sense of mild euphoria sometimes accompanied by giddiness. Inhaling calm-cat smoke can also bring on physical sensations of minty coolness, which usually spread from the back of the throat to the upper chest and persist for about two hours. Many people report that calm-cat sedates them and also seems to have anxiolytic action: some users say that smoking calm-cat helps them find calm after a long day and forget about their worries.

Some people also experience interesting time dilation effects after smoking calm-cat, and tend to both perceive and react to stimuli more slowly; slightly altered vision, including slower movement tracking, also sometimes occurs with smoked calm-cat. Be sure not to drive or do any activities that require coordination and fast reaction time, such as outdoor sports, until you know how your body reacts to calm-cat. While calm-cat does not produce visionary effects when smoked, The overt effects of calm-cat seem to wear off in about two hours for a small dose (about 1.5 grams), returning people to their baseline with little to no noticeable hangover. So not only can you smoke calm cat, but it generally produces quite a pleasant experience!
I've just smoked some calm-cat I can feel it through my bones and blood, its amazing.
by thedrugguy May 25, 2013
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calm down kevin

When you are going way too hard for your own damn good and must calm down.
by Calm down Kevin June 5, 2014
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calm your chizz

My boys often say mom calm your chizz. When I am getting on there nerves.
by Fat cobra April 19, 2016
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Calm 56

Oh my stop sucking and fucking me oh my sex is fucking good of my dick let me put it in your vagina oh oh sex sex fuck fuck my dick is in your fucking bitching vagina we are naked oh fuck
by rocker7676 December 12, 2017
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Calmim

He's always there when you need him he is intelligent with physiology, pyramids and all thing knowing he's talkative and funny.
Calmim he's sweet funny loves to talk always has your attention.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019
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Calmonella

A contagious disease in which you do not make the decision to say things. They just come out.

And there’s no going back. And you get very judgemental stares.
Did you hear Callum say ‘alrighty roo’?”
“Yeah, he was diagnosed with Calmonella”
by thedestructiveturtle November 3, 2019
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