Butt Cactus

An alternative to describing a person of being a pain in the ass

"Geez, leave it alone. You're being such a butt cactus - I'll get it done."

by Vegas Bitch February 19, 2009

chode cactus

When your poop gets mixed in with your chode hair and dries up, and gets prickly.

Ew, John has the most disgusting fucking chode cactus in the fucking world.

by z.e.c.h January 22, 2006

Cactus

A child-friendly way of swearing.

person: That is such bull-cactus!

by iEatSpam June 27, 2018

The cactus effect

Term to refer to a mans balls after recently being shaved, when the small prickly hairs begin to grow back and poke his penis as it hangs over them.

Guy: Damn, I got the cactus effect. Should've shaved better.
Guy 2: I know, that shit sucks. Feels like tiny needles stabbing your dick.

by PurplePagan June 7, 2007

Cactus Testicles

When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles

Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles

by Arven October 6, 2007

Cactus 15-49

A transportation vessel that is doomed, but will keep you safe upon impact. The U.S. Airways flight that belly flopped into the Hudson River was Cactus 1549.

Friend 1: "Man, I don't want to ride in your car. If you go faster than 60 mph, it starts shaking like an addict and smoking like Lindsey Lohan."

Friend 2: "No way man. That thing is a Cactus 15-49. The only time you've ever been safer was when you were in your mother's womb."

by Bert-Bert February 5, 2009

Cactus Sexual

Having a sexual attraction to nothing but Cacti.

"Niko is a cactus sexual"

by JesusPieCrust June 18, 2016