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Catherine

a person who thinks they're the worst but acts like they're the best. A dumb but very funny individual, beautiful and understands others very well.
DUDE 1- who is that pretty girl there?
DUDE 2- Oh! that's catherine
by juggu bhai January 11, 2018
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catherine

she always has wanted to play the part as the mouse king.
"i want to be the mouse king"- catherine
by escapeyourfeelieswithheelies August 22, 2018
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Catherine

Most definately northen. She’s Super serious, dosent Get inside jokes, vegetarian.
Wow she said gr-ass what a Catherine
by Wågwan October 5, 2018
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catherine obvious

basically Captain Obvious but what Tori from victorious thought the name actually was
Jade: it’s so hot

Tori: thank you... Catherine Obvious
by FinnBalor_81 November 10, 2019
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Catherine

A backstabbing attention grabbing beautiful girl that can pull you in in seconds.
Boy-I’m in Love

Other boy-with who?
Boy- catherine
Other boy- but you just met her
Boy-I can’t help myself
by Anon5676 January 1, 2018
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Catherine

A well-meaning individual, one who endeavours to remain ahead of the game but may, on occasion, fall short. A trier.
Husband: 'How did you manage to get locked in the bathroom?'
Catherine: 'I was just thinking about some really good storage boxes I saw in the catalogue and got distracted. I'm doing my best.'
by theyoungest November 9, 2010
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Saint Catherine's High School

This is the definition for SCHS in Racine, Wisconsin.

Apparently, it's been around since the Civil War and at one point had some thousand kids in attendance. Most of this is lore seeing as there is no possible way that such a broken down school could have earned that much revenue and exist in its current state.

The exterior looks friendly enough. There are bullet holes in the windows and some sort of dilapidated, playing field, once used for the ancients and their ballgames, now rendered entirely useless. No one is quite sure why it's there.

Enter the building and you are immediately alerted to the strong smell of feces. SCHS is a special school in that someone is responsible for having diarrhea in at least one of the toilets every day.

The social structure of the school is curiously divided into "STEPs" as opposed to homerooms. No one has any idea what the acronym means. Within each STEP, there is guaranteed at least 5-6 obnoxious sluts, 1-2 braggarts, 1 annoying punk, 3 people who don't go to STEP but smoke weed in the bathroom, 5-6 self-righteous jocks, 3-4 minorities and 1 loner.

Sports are a big issue at SCHS. If you're not in a sport, you suck. If you're in a sport but it isn't basketball or football, you suck. If you play basketball or football but you aren't a starter, you suck. If you're a starter but the team doesn't win 80% of their games, you suck.

Thus is life and existence at Saint Catherine's High School.
SCHS jock: "I hate Saint Catherine's High School. The teachers suck and the kids are fags. I'm going to Case."
Everyone else: *Thank the Lord*

SCHS female: "Don't you love Saint Catherine's High school?"
SCHS loner: "Not really."
SCHS female: "What a creep..."

Prairie School Student: "He was kicked out of Prairie, so now he goes to Saint Catherine's High School."

Lutheran High Student: "I was kicked out of Saint Catherine's High School, so now I go to Lutheran."

Walden Student: "I go to Walden, it's right next to Saint Catherine's High School!"
Case, Horlick, SCHS, Park, Lutheran and Prairie Students: "Who the hell are you?"
by Gustaverson July 16, 2011
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