Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

Custard Arms

Having fat arms, the fat usually hangs from the arm - the same as lunch lady arms

Man, check out that fat piece of shits custard arms

by pezzzzzz October 21, 2009

Custard cake

Cum in a cake and make them eat it 🤤

I custard cakes that girl from east

by Jsystahaj January 21, 2018

Custard Pie

A cream pie for those over the ages of 65

1. My Grandpappy was on the porch sitting in his rocking chair, finishing his 9th Pabst of the mornin', and let it slip that he gave Nana a Custard Pie last night!

by Richard "Dick" Goesinya July 16, 2021

Custard Dump

When a man/woman has been bum fucked by a man he goes to the toilet his shit has white in it from sperm

Hey that was the biggest custard dump from Brian

by furiouswank October 13, 2006

custard dick

custard dick is where chronic hero dips his cock into a girls virgina and gets the period blood on it custard hence the name custard dick

i fucked your mom hard last night and got custard on my penis i got custard dick

by jabbas back February 22, 2009