Custard Puncher

A Homosexual Male

OMG look at those Custard Punchers giving it to each other in the ass

by CumJunkie June 22, 2009

Jamaican Custard

When solitude continues for far too long, leading a customary masterbation routine in to a twisted session of penetration by a jar filled with years of ejaculation.

Leroy: “is Timmy doing alright?”
George: “nah he hasn’t been out of his house for days. He better not be doing the Jamaican Custard
Leroy: call the police

by Virginian foot shake April 10, 2019

Proper Custard

The perfect cream pie. Man custard is ejaculated into the orifice of choice (vaginal or anal) then allowed to pour out freely naturally or through force contractions. A proper custard is typically enjoyed orally by the giver or in some cases, by a cuckold partner.

My bill came over last night and filled me full of proper custard and My husband had clean up duty.

I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

custard cupboard

When a girl gets cum in all three holes. Hence in similar fashion of a cupboard

Dude last night I totally gave Sally a custard cupboard

by Rikki tinker January 3, 2023

Ankle custard

When you live with multiple male roommates and you take a shower and the drain backs up. After Jenking it the sperm connected to you leg hair cooks and makes a light baby desert.

Yo watch your shower bro. My legs just took a cooking class do you have any whipped cream to go with that ankle custard?

by Creamy cook August 30, 2020

Pussy Custard

A term commonly used by Polish women to describe a woman's frangipani liquid and maybe used in an attempt to control a man...

Do this or you do not get any pussy custard...

by MuzBang May 16, 2016

Stir'n the custard

For a male to have sexual intercourse with a female, straight after another male has just done so and ejaculated or jizzed inside her.
Therefore siring around the ejaculate or jizz that is already inside of her.

Aww mate thats rank , she just went with him, you've been Stir'n the custard

by IbanezFreakDX May 2, 2012