Coronavirus 

A virus that suddenly causes people to hoard loads of toilet paper and rappers begging to get out of jail because of their new found lung problems

“It’s coronavirus I need to get all the toilet paper because I’m totally gunna poo 1,000 times a day”
-Boomers
“Coronavirus let Tekashi 69 get out of jail because he suddenly got problems with his body. Now I gotta listen to his stupid music again.”
-EVERY KID WITH A GOD DAMN BRAIN

Coronavirus by Fat giraffe April 14, 2020

Coronavirus 

Coronavirus is a disease that can kill people. If they havent already schools and jobs and most stores should be shutting down. Coronavirus can be a scaring thing but make sure you stay safe and wash your hand for 20 seconds.

The coronavirus is spreading,everybody stay inside.

Coronavirus by Olivia Pallesen March 26, 2020

Coronavirus 

Levi was banned from cleaning.

This is the result.

,,Coronavirus is here, stay home!"
Levi: I TOLD YOU TO LET ME CLEAN THAT WINDOW

Coronavirus by That fujoshi under your bed May 11, 2020

Coronavirus 

A man made virus made to control the world's overpopulation problem

2020 the year of the coronavirus

Coronavirus by lovelyyyjublyy April 4, 2020

Coronavirus 

There were many coronaviruses. Corona means crown in Spanish and the coronavirus has spikes just like a crown. In this essay, I will be talking about the alpha coronaviruses and the beta coronaviruses. The first coronavirus was identified in the early 1960’s and is called 229E(an alpha virus). It was first discovered by Dorothy Hamre, a researcher at the University of Chicago. She was studying tissues from different students who were sick and found the virus. The virus was actually isolated in chickens with bronchitis-an inflammation of the bronchial tubes. This was the first coronavirus that could infect humans. A team at the National Institute of Health discovered a new coronavirus while trying to find causes for 229E. It is called OC43(a beta virus). Investigating for the coronavirus stopped at one point. Because 229E and OC43 caused mild illnesses they could treat it like colds. But then in 2003 a new virus emerged. It was called SARS(a beta virus). The outbreak started in China and spread to 29 countries. There were only 8096 infected and 774 deaths. Researchers were so shocked they took a second look. After that 2 other coronaviruses came. They’re called NL63(an alpha virus) and HKU1(a beta virus). No one knows why SARS-CoV-1, MERS-CoV(a beta virus), and SARS-CoV-2(the source which caused COVID-19) are very dangerous with severe symptoms, but the other 4 are not that deadly. One thing in common between all these coronaviruses is that they all come from bats.

Coronavirus is a very deadly virus.

Coronavirus by ADEEPOCEAN May 20, 2020

Coronavirus 

The global pandemic of 2020.

During this time of crisis, don't be one of those idiots still hosting parties at their houses. STAY HOME, AND CONTINUE SOCIAL DISTANCING!!

During coronavirus, I recommend that EVERYONE stays home and uses sites like Zoom and Google Hangout to meet with friends (literally!).

Coronavirus by ifyoucanreadthisgoodforyou April 29, 2020

Coronavirus 

AKA COVID-19. This little shit caused us all to be put in quarantine and now we have to wear masks and we don't get to hang out with our friends because of it.

FUCK YOU CORONAVIRUS!

Coronavirus by WhoDatFreshBoi August 26, 2020