[condom]

Cheapest prevention of a thousand problems in existence. For just a buck, you can avoid thousands in court costs, child support, medical bills for some nasty STDs, and you KNOW the kid isn't yours!

Condom: No glove, no love. Unless you're dumb enough to want an entirely different(and truly painful)kind of screwing.

by KrimsonSmartass January 13, 2009

convolit

An enlightening conversation

Good talk. It was a convolit

by Siongok May 27, 2017

Condo Lifestyle

Living a life disconnected from any real level of responsibility or accountability.

“Dylan had more time to ride his Peloton because he lived a condo lifestyle and didn’t need to worry about mowing the lawn.”

by Blue Collar Father February 8, 2022

cardboard condo

living on the streets, not necessarily in a cardboard box

if you dont stop using, you'll end up in a cardboard condo

by agnostic carebear June 4, 2005

condom account

A single-use account, created for the purposes of (a) gaining intimate details on another's social networking page, without the desire of commitment to the site, or (b) achieving a goal which would require the approval of multiple users. Often used with the consent of the other party and/or without explicit non-consent of the hosting site, and most likely used in conjunction with a condom email. Once the user has satisfied his/her desire, the account is discarded.

Is related to a ghost account or sock puppet, in that the user is forging a new identity, but a condom account is solely used as a means of access.

Jill: "Wanna see my wild party pics?"
Jack: "Yes, I would. But since I do not want to be sullied by associating with that social networking site, let me get my condom account on first."
Jill: "Hooray!"

by piralteqnix November 19, 2010

convoe

A Convoe is a shorter word for Conversation, which is communication between two or more people.

Convoes are the ideal form of communication in some respects, since they allow people with different views on a topic to learn from each other.

Trevor had a convoe with Irene.
They're convoe was about the Internet.
The convoes have been saved.

by Convoe October 19, 2010

Broke mans condom

When a man wraps glad wrap around his penis using it as a condom.

Man 1:oi cunt do you have any money i need to buy me self some condoms for tonights orgy.
Man 2: nah cunt dont have any but have you heard about the broke mans condom method, just wrap some glad wrap
around your willy
Man 1: cheers for the idea my nigga

by Negro_Slayer420 October 29, 2019