concessionist

Someone who works in concessions-- typically at a movie theatre. It's technically not a word according to most dictionaries, and usually gets the red squiggly line from most spell-checkers; but you can refer to this unofficial definition as your own little victory knowing that, as far as the rest of the world is concerned, it's a real word.

Harvard Grad: Excuse me, but a girl who works in your concessions spit in my cup before serving it to me.
Management: Don't you mean a concessionist?
Harvard Grad: That's not a fucking word you imbecile.
Management: (begins making a loogie)...let me see that cup.

by Douglas Young December 29, 2007

dollar store connection

an internet connection that sucks more ass then a wall-mart connection.

Guy1///Dude your this game is laggy
Guy2///Host must have a dollar store connection


"dollar store connection "

by fnnw7777 February 6, 2009

coniption

To get wicked mad pissed like a crazy guy on steroids who just stubbed his toe.

Crazy Guy On Steroids: "MUDDA FUCKAAAAAGH, MY TOOOOOOOOOEEEE"
Crazy Guy On Steroids Mom: "Honey, don't have a coniption. Mumsy made you some cookies with extra protien like you like."
Crazy Guy On Steriods On Ground Holding His Foot: "OWWWWWWWWWWWW"

by rythmik1 December 21, 2004

coniption shit

Getting into an argument with someone to the point where you lose your mind when you are stuck on the crapper.

The wife picked a fight with me while I was shitting, I almost blew an O-ring, she pissed me off so bad I had a coniption shit!

by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010

Dyson Connection

A Dyson connection is basically 50 signal strength with a 3 download and a 3 upload. Your bullets will not connect on any online game etc: Call of duty, League of Legends and others. This will make you very very mad so be prepared you may have to buy several controls.

Things dyson connection would say famous saying.
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets

#2 Hes Such a Warrior

#3 Your all connection

#4 He killed me round a corner

#5 UPC Internet

#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem

by The Chosen One September 2, 2014

Kc Concepcion

KC...PREETIEST among all of the stars...she's amazing...graveh!!!!...very smart.....cutie,, intelligent,,, she's kind...ktang kta nmn sa face eh!!maamo....baby face!!!!!amazing sha grabeh!!!!

well...,, i like her.....she's my idol...coz she's very beautiful..kind...and intelligent...

by ishee..... February 29, 2004

Bub's Concession Stand

A popular hangout site for characters in the "Homestarrunner.com" series; run by a "hip" character named Bubs, who sells Swiss rolls.

Strong Bad and the Cheat treated themselves to food at Bub's Concession Stand.

by Strokes fan February 1, 2004