Chacka Oofka

Chacka Oofka is the son of Adam Perkins, (best known for his vine "stop saying i look like chicken little) Chacka Oofka is the best name to name your child. if you are named this, you will be superior to all others. Chacka Oofka is immortal. He will never die. Chacka is smart, beautiful, and talented. He also knows God.

"hi my name's ChAcKa OoFkA and my dad knows God!" vine reference

by valntyne October 6, 2018

Cackling Hen Society

When two or more people (usually women) block up an aisle at a store to gossip about the usual crap, resulting in annoying all other customers trying to shop in that particular aisle.

two ladies shopping in the same aisle at their local grocery store:
Lady 1: "You look familiar, is your name Cadance?"
Lady 2: "Yes it is, Oh my god! Heather is that you?"
Lady 1: "Yes!! Oh my god! Its been 5 years! How have you been? How's.. blah, blah, blah....."
Lady 2: "Blah, blah, BLAH, blah..."

A couple turns into the same aisle:
Husband to wife: "Damn it!! looks like the cackling hen society is blocking the f*cking aisle again!"

by Bigworm13 September 9, 2011

Clackamas Claw

Female hairstyle popularized by disgraced former figure skater Tonya Harding, characterized by bangs shellacked with hairspray that stick straight out from the forehead before arching downward, like eagle talons. The hair is frequently over-bleached (fried), with substantial dark roots.

Named after a semi-rural lower-middle class suburb of Portland, Oregon, frequently referred to as "Crack-a-my-ass", the style is mostly sported by skanky meth-skinny pickup truck drivers.

I was slumming it at Clackamas Town Center, and this mall rat cowgirl waitress at Claim Jumper almost put my eye out with her Clackamas Claw when she bent over to serve me my rotisserie chicken.

by PDXS March 28, 2010

Coon cackin

The act a tweaker does when left alone in an abandoned or occupied dwelling or vessel or vehicle in which the tweaker will open any unopened container, box, drawers, cabinets, closets, attic, garage etc. to go through ones contents and spread them about looking for anything that resembles a flashlight, a aux cord, any kind of phone charging cord, charging box, power bank any USB plug ins or OTG cables anything for cell phones, torch lighters and Bic lighters

Look at Nikki coon cackin that whole house you know she is tweaking to be coon cackin that guy’s place who O.D. Today And died.

by Almightynessgemini August 31, 2020

Camera Cackle

The high pitched fake laughter every camera person makes when the subject of a video has a fail, especially resulting in injury.

The videos on Ridiculousness must have the same camera person. Regardless of the fail, it always sounds like the same idiotic camera cackle! Even when the fail is painfully not funny!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 28, 2021

no cack

the act of having no balls

Dennis has this thing I like to call no cack.

by The Trilla Boss April 29, 2008

Chacken

What you have just wrote. A chacken is a majestic creature living in the well overpopulated iPlanet X, created by apple to destroy the human planet. Eventually when you encounter a chacken then you consume yourself until you have created a lasagna. You then name the lasagna bitch. You then carry the lasagna around everywhere you go, not eating it. The Lasanga snaps and sends you to the moon, which pokes your eye. The moon then consumes your lasagna and you find yourself in the world of iPlanet X, chackens everywhere you look. Thanos then takes your eyesight and snaps you out of existence.

oh look its a chacken haha

by Subscribe to PewDiePie December 20, 2018