by urbundick September 11, 2021
Makes people mad and non intentionally stares at people because eternally loved them and wants them to be ones forever wife.
by Gardeningranga17 December 03, 2019
Caleb’s are usually really sexy and has a smile that will melt your heart. He is soo cute and is the best boyfriend ever.
by GabbyDavid😉😀🙂🤨 November 30, 2018
Probably the sickest dog in the world, the literal definition of swag, known to have the largest recorded penis in the animal kingdom. Michael Jordan once said, "man not even I cam jump that high". Caleb has been known to sesh the hardest and has been spotted vortexing all the beers in the world, a man who has been blessed with this name will no doubt slay bitches.
"Omg, there goes Caleb huge cock, beer sinking, sick cunt, probably on his way to have sex or something cool like sex".
'' I wish I could be that guy Caleb, how does he even walk with a hog that slanging. It hit me in the face earlier and I was concussed".
"Holy fuck, is that sweat or squirt Caleb, speaking of, your under arrest for sleeping with every chick in the world. Just wait here while we get a crane to escort you and your monster cock to an extra staunch jail cell made out of kryptonite. Yes Caleb, we had to move every prisoner to a different prison to fit you and your shoulders, now please step into this ultra wide semi trailer and we will sort the rest".
'' I wish I could be that guy Caleb, how does he even walk with a hog that slanging. It hit me in the face earlier and I was concussed".
"Holy fuck, is that sweat or squirt Caleb, speaking of, your under arrest for sleeping with every chick in the world. Just wait here while we get a crane to escort you and your monster cock to an extra staunch jail cell made out of kryptonite. Yes Caleb, we had to move every prisoner to a different prison to fit you and your shoulders, now please step into this ultra wide semi trailer and we will sort the rest".
by poopoochoochoo November 30, 2021
Calebs are the sexiest Bitches ever!!! All the other guys wish ther were like him. Calebs have brown hair and sexy, blue eyes. All girls wish they could suck his sweet dick.
by Somerandomguy October 25, 2018
He is a skater who loves his friends and fortnite he has anger issues but is cool be careful he steals your food
Caleb is the best
by Lagoonablue16 September 26, 2018
Caleb: I like that girl over there!
Blaine:She looks like she got crunchy peanut butter all over her face!
Caleb: I'm allergic to peanuts tho!!
Blaine: Well looks like your dick is gonna get swollen
3 hours later...
Caleb as Died Of peanut allergie
Blaine:She looks like she got crunchy peanut butter all over her face!
Caleb: I'm allergic to peanuts tho!!
Blaine: Well looks like your dick is gonna get swollen
3 hours later...
Caleb as Died Of peanut allergie
by Caleb is a QUEER May 13, 2019