dick buzzard

Bitches and hoes that wait around for ones women to leave her current dick to swoop on and become a cum guzzler... Or try....

Tiffany brink was the biggest Dick Buzzard even though she thinks she is a lesbian.

by The one 1981 November 19, 2017

Scum Buzzard

A measly person: a tight arse.

He's such a scum buzzard he gets his dog to lick his arsehole clean to save on toilet paper.

by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018

Spunk buzzard

Jason Hyrniuk. A guy that circles young men awaiting the chance to eat their spunk. (Semen)

Man what’s with jason Hyrniuk being such a spunk buzzard today.

by Ass pirate 22 November 20, 2018

Muff buzzard

Sad individual who spends whole evenings in a pub or club hovering round a woman hoping for a bit of action.

Look at that creep circling around that bird trying to get his end away. What a muff buzzard!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Skunk buzzard

White trash

The skunk buzzards are digging in the recyclables again.

by Skunk masters September 9, 2020

Chesapeake Buzzard Spider

A manifestation of arachnophobia that involves sprinting in terror through a bamboo grove while you are being chucked at.

Man, those Chesapeake Buzzard Spiders really got a reaction! Those kids looked petrified.

by McSnack July 16, 2022

Bag buzzard

A person who's life revolves around getting that next dope sack.

That bag buzzard not leaving the house until she gets that sack of dope!

by Jonathan Kash September 30, 2023