The Burton Coefficient

The Burton Coefficient is used to calculate the loss of control suffered by an item of compaction equipment whilst driving its steel drum up a wet ramp. It was first calculated by esteemed health and safety logorrhoea Christopher Burton on the 5th February 2020.

It is commonly quoted as 3W(Rainfall) - SD (Slope Ratio) = LC (Loss of Control)
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I used the Burton Coefficient to design a new ramp for my lowloader

by ArthurVajazzle February 12, 2020

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burton syndrome

when somebody loves the store burlington so much they have a syndrome for it

“let’s go to burlington man”
“Shut the fuck up you have burton syndrome”

by T65T August 27, 2023

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burton syndrome

when somebody loves the store burlington so much they have a syndrome for it

“let’s go to burlington man”
“Shut the fuck up you have burton syndrome”

by T65T August 27, 2023

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Megan Burton

Megan Burton is a young actress with brown hair BIG BIG brown eyes and a angular chin. She is tall for her young age of 20. She is friends with Niamh Ancell another actress. She has been in televison progammes such as;
Spring Watch
A Sainsburys advert
Grandma Watcha cutting edge documentry
Peter Heburns version of bedtime charlier and a mummies tale

megan burton

by mew3nkerhhurtt April 23, 2011

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Joyce Burton

The opposite of a Burton Joyce (BJ) - in other words, Cunnilingus.

As with a Burton Joyce, a JB can be used either on its own, or as part of the phrase, "To take someone to meet Joyce Burton."

"So what happened after Trevor took Damaris to Burton Joyce?"
"Well, I heard she took him on a little detour to meet Joyce Burton!"

by Feige Roman December 10, 2019

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