BumCrust

Originating from Egypt, Bum crust describes the phaecal matter that is not properly wiped from the rectum after excreting phoeses. Consequently, the remaining phaecal matter hardens and becomes entwined within the Pubic hair to form what is known as "BumCrust". See arse biscuits

"Ah shit, we ran out of bog roll, I'm like a bum crust factory!"

-or-

"Uhhhh, there's all bum crust in ma pants, Anyone got Scouring pad?"

by Chris Lawlor June 19, 2004

bumber

boobies. just. boobies. thats it.

those bumbers are absolutely gigantic!

by queenbeexx3 January 15, 2009

bumbering

Occasional misspelling of the word "bumbling"; often used online by ill-informed individuals who have severe language issues and spread idiocy on craigslist. Despite the fact that there are those who may tell you otherwise, it needs to remain clear that 'bumbering' is not a "British" word, but rather just a made-up one.

"You are a bumbering fool!"
"Actually, I think you mean 'bumbling' fool."

by Puffaloover January 11, 2008

bumeyes

insult, bum-like eyes

bumeyes bumeyes bob is a bumeyes

by eej January 27, 2005

Bumberclot

Foul sounding derogatory term, used to insult the poor.

Look at that stanky bumberclot!

by Dave January 27, 2004

Bumberclat

small lumps of shit stuck in a man's ass hair

yo douche that bumberclat

by newbruno August 2, 2006

Bumder

a mixture of a bummer and a bender. The worst of all name calling

hey you know simon ? yeh he is a bumder
what a bumder simon is
simon is a bumder
god simon you;re such a bumder

by ojc3000 April 8, 2009