bullshiteer

a master bullshitter who uses manipulation and deception to charm his way into success. while bullshitter carries a decidedly negative and derisive connotation, a bullshiteer is admired, respected, and aspirational. A bullshiteer wields bullshit with the grace of an adept Wushu monk and the obsessive of a swiss watchmaker. While the bullshitter uses crude lies and deception to satisfy base, proletariat urges, the bullshiteer crafts towering tapestries of bullshit in pursuit of his noble, refined aims.

Jealous Cunt: Felix is such a bullshitter, he doesn't do shit at work but the boss loves him because he can 'present' whatever the fuck that means
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life

by evolutionary_biologist10 July 18, 2021

Bullshitism

The act of Bullshiting so hard that the bullshit one spouts becomes so philosophically immersive

This dumbass is Bullshiting so hard right now; may you by chance follow the philosophical route of Bullshitism

by Sen-yt December 23, 2021

Bullshitometer

One’s way to gauge who is a bullshitter and how much they’re bullshitting.

My bullshitometer has gone off the scale. This guy is a total bullshitter.

by Kansas1990 June 24, 2022

bullshitterXXL

lilly marvel

lilly marvel is an bullshitterXXL

by the truthteller007 March 13, 2023

Bullshittery

People who are always capping. Fake and false people. Spreading lies.

You're married and you say you love me, I'm not putting up with your bullshittery another day.

by T-A-Z May 17, 2023

bullshitish

adjective of bullshit which itself is a noun

Manager here has such bullshitish job, it is laughable.

by psyrodeus September 14, 2023

Bullshittery

The science/ technique of bullshit or bullshiting.

Guy 1: that wasn't your wife, it was my sister!
Guy 2: you're terrible with bullshittery.

by Whydyoulookthisup u ok bro September 28, 2023