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team building

Typically just a corporate term for a piss up.

The act of spending company dollars on booze in an attempt to make a work team get on better.

Likely to backfire and actually break down a team due to the free nature of the booze and it's much-loved disinhibition, coupled with an abhorrence of your colleagues. Watch out for a drunkfession, drunkfrontation and an assortment of drunkidity.

Crafty managers have been known to use this as a ploy to remove a disliked employee.
So you understand that your behaviour at the team building exercise was in breach of your employment contract and our code of donduct, so we have no choice to terminate your employment.

(Cheers in next office quickly muffled by bacon & egg rolls)
by Greeenie June 16, 2011
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Elvis has left the building

When a guy's member has exited his boxer shorts by sneaking out of the flap during the night.
Sally woke up, rolled over, and looked at Frank.

It appears that Elvis has left the building, Sally thought to herself.
by Ae5Ea8 March 15, 2015
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Front building

An act of sex where the girl lays on her back on a table and the guy fucks her ridiculously hard and fast while standing up.
"Hey boo, you remember that time at the front building?"
by Real Lol Cat March 23, 2009
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Ritterman Building

The new Science and Technology building. Built with no space in mind. Designed specifically for students to continuously attempt to try and find a seat/study area to no avail. Cursed.
"Oh hey man, want to go and work in the Ritterman Building?"
"nah man, there isnt any room there"
"Oh yeah...I keep on forgetting"
by TerminalDuplex December 6, 2018
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Ego building

a term used to identify and mess with a person who talks only to girls in order to raise his/her ego.
Connor:hey did you see Terrance talking to that group of girls?
Eli: no what were they talking about?
Connor: i have no idea but it had something to do with being a millionaire.
Eli: OK, thats it I'm calling Ego building
by conman of north May 21, 2011
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empire state building

Euphamism for sex where various parts/occupations of the building refer to sexual acts:

1. Visiting the lobby: playing 'just the tip'
2. Going to the top of the building: having sex
3. Taking the elevator up: having a quicky
4. Taking the stairs up: pasionate sex
5. Window washing: oral sex
6. Security: the pill
7. : a condom
8. Souvenir: a baby
9. Drive-by: watching porn/strip-show
"Man, I went to the empire state building last month. I only wanted to go in the lobby, but I ended up taking the elevator to the top. Turns out I got a souvenir because she didnt hire security."
by gino_j14 December 9, 2008
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Obama building

D.C. Tour Guide: And over there is the Obama building.
by Obama Osama March 21, 2009
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