Brokedick

A person who sucks at everything they do socially and professionally. A person who lacks general common sense and self awareness.

Also used as a common greeting between friends.

Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all the girls' tits all night?

Jack: I don't know. He came across as a complete brokedick though. He had no game whatsoever.

Example 2
Email to buddies: Where have you brokedicks been lately?I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive??

by Steelman7 July 10, 2010

boobed

When, during sex, a man gets knocked out by his partners boobs because she's bouncing too much.

Alex K. got boobed by Haley during sex and sued her for breaking his face.

by HOEZNDBTCHZ November 30, 2010

Brober

The process of sobreing up by using bread

You need to brober up mate!

by h10g_ October 18, 2018

bobedopbewoop

bobedopbewoop is a great word, it implies dancing and celebration

used only by itself, ie:
John: i'm listening to a great tune!
Ron: yeah!!
John: bobedopbewoop!
Ron: wow, just wow.
John: I R TEH KEWL

by James May 3, 2004

brobee

To fornicate with an alpaca or a lama

"yo dude I brobeed that alpaca yesterday!"

by Dashiki Man January 15, 2008

Milf Boobed

The experience on Facebook when you send a private Facebook gift to someone and you find out that all your friends see it in your Facebook status.

I was Milf Boobed! I sent a joke gift on Facebook of image of a lady with big boobs and the title was Milf Boobs and I didn't realize that everyone in my friend list would see it.

by pboob March 19, 2009

Brokedick

NOT what you yell when someone horsecock's you.

Dagwood is a brokedick.

by chickenhat February 11, 2010