Bradenton

Home of walgreens, super walmarts and 7-elevens that are open 24-hours a day and sell alcohol. The crime rate in Bradenton is rapidly moving up as are the number of deaths due to drug overdoses. This town is known for hard partying and hard drugs that easily accessible. Crazy, hot BAD GIRLS are abundant round herre and gangsta wannabe white boys are all over. You can find dirty cops hiding out all over the place waiting to pull you over, search you for no reason then take your drugs and use them for their own pleasure. Drug Dealers sittin high on their Chevy's are found on almost every street. Everyone knows everyone and if you live here you know not to fuck around in Oneco or Samoset. Unless you're a TRUE gangsta don't cross over to the East side of Bradenton, where many drug deals go bad and drive by shootings are happening more often. If you live in North West Bradenton you are most likely an upper class white family. The best thing about this town is it is only a few miles away from the gorgeous Gulf of Mexico on Anna Maria Island. Stoners run rampid and white owls and phillies sell out at convenience stores on a daily basis. Lil Wayne is most popular music around here. Some of the hot spots include, The Lost Kangaroo, Bada-Bings, Peek A Boo, The Distillery, and Applebees. Overall this town is pretty boring, which may explain the growing number of drugs, drug dealers and crackheads. If you are just moving to this town, I can guarantee you will get sucked into the drug world VERY quickly, as it is an extremely profitable way of life down here.

Bradenton:"Meet me at the habib store."

by Smizzle Dizzle August 21, 2008

breaded shrimp

when a man and his partner are having intercourse on the ground outdoors and the penis becomes covered in sand/dirt/debris.

Me and my GF fucked on the beach last night, we didn't have a towel, so she had to get the breaded shrimp.

by akiralives July 28, 2006

broadband

Connection to The Internet, with a data carrying capacity of 512*kbps (kilobits per second), or more. Typically supplied to home users by a traditional or cable telco.

* - refers to downstream speed. upstream is typically lower with asymmetrical connections(such as ADSL)

I've just upgraded my Internet connection to broadband

by Steve January 24, 2005

Broadneck

a peninsula near annapolis, the capital of maryland, and also the more widely-known baltimore. it links to arnold, a largely residential area, and annapolis, a small seaside city. it's a very nice place to live with an amazing school system, though about 95% of students enrolled in Broadneck high school smoke weed e'eryday. it was an intense rivalry with nearby more commercial severna park. its most densely-populated area is Cape St Clair, normally shortened to the Cape, which is less of a neighborhood and more of a maze. it has a very active party 'scene' for highschoolers and students at nearby anne arundel community college.

kid1: dude, do you want to go down to cape to chill tonight? i hear there's a party.
kid2: nah man, i'm not tryna get lost in broadneck. let's check out severna park.

by ohhhhhhhbby April 13, 2010

bradenton

tiny city located on the west coast of america's wang. if you are old you are here to die, if you are young you tell people you live in sarasota.

"I heard everything in Bradenton smells weird!"

by blairr August 12, 2006

broad-dimed

adj. to be abruptly disappointed, crestfallen. Much like a dime might settle on its broad side on the floor, instead of its edge.

"How do you do I, see you've met my, faithful handyman. He's a bit broad-dimed, you see, when you knocked, he thought you were the candyman." - Rocky Horror Picture Show

by Punter Scheisse October 30, 2009

broad out

To act like some nutty woman would in that particular situation. To behave precisely like some ignored girlfriend who is bitching at her boyfriend about shit he doesn't care about -- probably stuff that doesn't matter to anyone except her. This is not specifically reserved for women, and in fact is more applicable towards males. To act generally bizarrely, unbalanced and quite possibly overly-feminine in a situation that does not warrant it.

I was just sitting there trying to play some video games when my buddy broaded out on me because I didn't notice he just got a haircut and that his pants make his ass look good. As he was running away, hands flapping and crying, I yelled, "Oh man, don't broad out on me again -- I just lost my last life!"

by A. Nonimouse. January 17, 2010