Bristol

Small town on Tn/Va state line; Everyone knows everyone; There isn't shit to do besides go downtown or The pinnacle; but hey we get out of school for the race ;)

Hangout locations: sonic & cookout (that’s all we got)

Jack: “there’s nothing to do here!”
John: “that’s Bristol baby”

Stacy: “meet at the pinnacle?”
Laura: “obviously”

by Medium_biscuit January 5, 2020

Bristol

A very genuine and attractive man. Usually has light eyes and a super positive personality. He is very well hung. Very loyal, caring , and smart person. Is a very fashionable person and will always help you advice. Will always keep it real with you and tell you the truth. Women are always after his good looks and great appearance. Is a genuinely flirty person, but when in a relationship will cut off all other relationship ties.

“Did you see Bristol? He looks so good.”
“He’s so hot, too bad he has a girlfriend.”

by WHATISHAPPENINGRIGHTNOW March 2, 2020

Man from Bristol

A bored redneck from Bristol, TN

There once was a man from Bristol, who thought his dick was a pistol. While loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!

by Hockeyjunky32 June 26, 2017

Bristol

Crazy whie girl who loves to party amd loves vodka

Yo man i was at this party and Bristol was fucked up as usual

by Timmy2thicc November 25, 2017

The BRISTOL factor

When you set a new “standard” on eating habits and weight, while believing they are good for you even though they aren’t. So you continue to eat the same way regardless of the negative damaging effects to ones self.

While visiting the doctors about my high blood pressure, cholesterol levels and weight, the doctor explained the road I was on would lead to death. But !! Also explained, The new Male standard for weight and eating habits, which he called The BRISTOL factor. So to celebrate, I took the family out for some high end Carbohydrates

by Greenteam04 July 20, 2021

Bristol Farmsey

Something that is characteristic of Bristol Farms. Often used to describe expensive, high end goods that are worth the price.

My new Audi is so Bristol Farmsey, the leather interior is so comfortable.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 16, 2023

Bristol

Bristol is a smart funny and loving person she is always there for the people she loves and even if she doesn’t know them she still is there for them Bristol usually gets used and has terrible friends but there is always going to be a friend that cares for her no matter what and her name is Ava she is going to comfort her through her ups and downs Bristol also gets sick a lot but she has her bsf Ava to save and comfort her

Ava- I love my Bristol

Bristol- I love my Ava

by aba_fartcia101 November 21, 2023