There once was a man from Bristol, who thought his dick was a pistol. While loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!
by Hockeyjunky32 June 26, 2017
Get the Man from Bristolmug. Small town on Tn/Va state line; Everyone knows everyone; There isn't shit to do besides go downtown or The pinnacle; but hey we get out of school for the race ;)
Hangout locations: sonic & cookout (that’s all we got)
Hangout locations: sonic & cookout (that’s all we got)
Jack: “there’s nothing to do here!”
John: “that’s Bristol baby”
Stacy: “meet at the pinnacle?”
Laura: “obviously”
John: “that’s Bristol baby”
Stacy: “meet at the pinnacle?”
Laura: “obviously”
by Medium_biscuit January 5, 2020
Get the Bristolmug. Bristol Herschel Hawkstone was born in 1988 in Vancouver, WA to an Orthodox Jewish family. His father died in a car "accident" when he was 6 and he moved to Reno with his mother afterwards. He became a trapeze artist at age 16 and was married the same year. He fathered 5 children who were all mysteriously murdered. He served 6 months in supermax prison before escaping. The international civil defense agency recruited him after looking into his crime and proving his innocence.
He then became a spy for these United States, and completed every assignment as a "National man of mystery", former gigolo, and true American hero. Through the years he accrued a remarkable number of accomplishments, awards, achievements, and even jumped over a shark once.
In recent years, Bristol has become a timeless legend. A real down to earth, salt of the wound kind of patriot. All of his extracurriculars and his most recent adventure can be read about in his own book entitled; "not without my dr. Pepper." It can be purchased in digital form for $56.75 on Amazon probably.
He then became a spy for these United States, and completed every assignment as a "National man of mystery", former gigolo, and true American hero. Through the years he accrued a remarkable number of accomplishments, awards, achievements, and even jumped over a shark once.
In recent years, Bristol has become a timeless legend. A real down to earth, salt of the wound kind of patriot. All of his extracurriculars and his most recent adventure can be read about in his own book entitled; "not without my dr. Pepper." It can be purchased in digital form for $56.75 on Amazon probably.
by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 26, 2024
Get the Bristol Hawkstonemug. by Bristy March 9, 2022
Get the Bristolmug. A football team in Bristol, England commonly known for playing terrible football in the championship and disappointing their fans. Also well known for having the fastest football player to ever play: Chris Martin.
Skinhead 1: “Bristol City are so shit why do I pay to watch this shite”
Skinhead 2: “At least Massengo has massive hair”
Skinhead 1: “Yeah I guess, do you want to go and do cocaine in the cubical?”
Skinhead 2: “yeah have you got the bag or has Al got it?”
Skinhead 2: “At least Massengo has massive hair”
Skinhead 1: “Yeah I guess, do you want to go and do cocaine in the cubical?”
Skinhead 2: “yeah have you got the bag or has Al got it?”
by StonesSZN on twitter April 11, 2022
Get the Bristol Citymug. A person that isn’t popular but is well known. They are very into sports. They’re looks are jaw dropping and when they smile your stomach is filled with butterfly’s. When they text you first it makes your heart skip a beat. Over all one of the sweetest people.
by anonymous May 23, 2022
Get the Bristolmug. A amazing.awesome girl that do anything to be perfect for her family but at heart shes, way more,shes funny,pretty,smart.. And much more.
by bob ross is not ded March 15, 2021
Get the Bristolmug.