Brendan Zeller

Amazing Fucker.

Massive dick.

Hottie for the shotties.

"Brendan Zeller is the best looking guy ever might as well fuck him."

by REAL PeRSOn435 November 27, 2021

Brendan Carmody

A pussy demolisher, has so many girlfriends and boyfriends

Person 1:Brendan Carmody is so fucking hot
Person 2:For real he is gonna hit tonight

by Tagzyy December 26, 2021

Brendan Mulcahy

Super cool guy, very phizer. Better than a stupid name like Brennan. Can swim, wears flip flops (very cool), gets mad puss.

I saw Brendan Mulcahy yesterday with ice cream from rebel market

by Jiant Brother April 27, 2022

Brendan

A brendan is probably one of the best guys you will ever meet, likes heavy metal or rock. He supports you in basically everyway possible, including teaching you how to drive. He’s very popular in girls, and his ex still likes him a lot. He’s not very intelligent, but that doesn’t mean he’s very dumb. He can fix things, write music. A brendan probably learns many sports, and MASTERS THEM ALL! The next time you meet a brendan, RESPECT HIM..

Omg Brendan is so hot

by Bronamie May 13, 2022

Boomerang Brendan

When you kiss a girl, slam into her face, and fall back rapidly. The girl should feel as if a boomerang hit her face.

Paddy wrecked Bogard's face with one of the famous "Boomerang Brendan" maneuvers.

by Kyle-the-Cocksucker June 16, 2016

Mark Brendanaquitz

A term for a person who gives up or quits easily and or unnecessarily. It is a play on the name "Mark Brendanawicz", a character on the popular show "Parks and Recreation". It originated on the show "Parks and Recreation", during the 24th episode of the 2nd season, entitled "Freddy Spaghetti".

Leslie Knope: Mark Brendanawicz? More like Mark Brendanaquitz.

Mark Brendanaquitz are quitters.

by PositivelyPisces May 23, 2018

anti-brendan

You’re just straight up gay nigga

“I’m anti-brendan”
“oh so you’re a homosexual?”

by JackIsGay6969 August 10, 2018