Boshoff

A boshoff is someone of royale descent that eats your moms pussy for a living ,sticks his dick in your sisters ass and is the reason your gitlfriend broke up with you. Another word to describe a boshoff is fucking awesome another is fucking funny and usually has drinking problems and often aswers to wifi and god.

Boshoff is probebly my father

by Im_your_father_surprise November 10, 2018

why do I hear boss music

The last sentence you say before being sent to oblivion. Used in fights.

Bully: Heh kid, bet you can’t land one hit.
Bullied kid:*looks in his eyes*
Bully: Why do I hear boss music?

by MaVe782 November 23, 2019

Bosco

adj. word that means awful to the worst extent
n. a person or thing who is like that

You are sooo annoying.
Yeah, dont be so bosco.

by shupafly9 December 5, 2010

Lava Blossom

A swollen anal sphincter aka rosebud from multiple rounds of acidic, explosive, burning diarreah. Usually occurs after excessive partying.

Stan: Hey Roger. How was your spring break in Florida?
Roger: It was awesome brahhhh. Partied all day and night. I was hung over and puking and shitting all day. I shit so much I wound up with a Lava Blossom.

Stan: Let me see it (Roger drops trou and bends over).

Stan: OMG brohhhhh. Is that a Lava Blossom or ground hamburger? You better put some salve on that thing.

by Eaton Holgoode March 14, 2015

bosom hug

I a tight hug done with the intentions of feelings a girl's breats.

Hugging you girlfriend tightly with a bonus of feeling her breats up against you

by BennyG June 27, 2005

Boss Tweed

Boss Tweed, a prominent figure of political corruption, was well-known for his scandalous eating habits. At meals, Tweed would measure out exactly three inches from his stomach to the edge of the table. As soon as his stomach touched the table, he knew it was time to stop eating.

Dude, I'm so hungry. I'm gonna eat this meal Boss Tweed style!

by brigonthehezeki April 20, 2009

Bassoon

The best instrument EVER. It produces a dark, round, rich sound which is very unique, especially in the upper register.

Though it is extremely difficult at first, once you get the hang of using your thumbs more it gets easy; but it requires hours of practice and perseverance.

Not only that, but Colleges and Universities are always looking out for good Bassoonists because they earn very good scholarships and are usually very intelligent.

Number one rule to play Bassoon: You need to have a sense of humor. :)

Colin: I want to play the Trumpet.

Karen: Oh, please! Bassoon owns Trumpet.

by Fagotist December 18, 2009