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Boris Audio Works 

A high-quality and professional audio production service, specialising in music production, mixing, mastering, and sound design. Known for its attention to detail and ability to produce top-notch, radio-ready audio tracks. Named after the founder and audio engineer behind the service, Boris.
"I'm really impressed with Boris Audio Works. I've never heard my music sound so good before."

Boris Johnson 

The sock you use when there are no tissues available in times of need (of busting a nut). In other words, a plan B that is literally the worst possible option
I was out of condoms, so I had to use a Boris Johnson
Boris Johnson by The Heumungeus Mans September 18, 2019

Boris Johnson'd 

Adjective:
To fuck up so badly, causing mass confusion that will last for years to come.
Having no idea what you are doing, but saying it with a half confidence and a jokey way in the hope people believe you.
Ensuring blame is always pointed at everyone else except you. This is best achieved through passive racial slurs and praying on fear of immigration.

Not having any morals and being able to lie like an acrobat even when the inter is full of videos of you saying what you are denying.
No giving a fuck about anyone or anything but you own self image, and ensuring there is dodgy cash lining you pockets.
Examples:
'Gary you have really Boris Johnson'd that right up!'

Or
'Karen what the hell has happened?'
Karen - 'I've done a Boris Johnson'

Boris Johnson 

Boris Johnson had been so excited at the gullibility of the population, he was already onto his third wank blanket of the week.

Boris Johnson 

Verb; To be Boris Johnsoned.

i. A blow job, from the initials B & J
ii. To completely body check someone, esp. a child.
i. Dude, I totally got a Boris Johnson last night.

ii. Did you see that kid get Boris Johnsoned yesterday?!
Holy shit, yes. He is an utter weapon.

Boris Bender Bitch Baby 

A common insult used for people who are often reffered to as Boris. Can be used interchangeably with Boris Bender Baby Man, Borisimo, and Boristle Moe.
Person A: Wow look at Boris over there throwing a tantrum because he was called cankle queen.
Person B: What a Boris Bender Bitch Baby.