man boobs

You morons are all fucking stupid. Gynecomastia comes in two forms, one is caused by obesity where sometimes the fat stores in the chest area, creating breasts in fat men. The other one is caused by a hormone imbalance in men that causes breast tissue to form underneath the nipple area, so even if you are skinny, you can have big boobs. Don't feel bad if you have it, as there is a cure. Most plastic surgeons generally charge $1000-$5000 dollars to do a glandular excision and/or liposcution in that area, removing them.
Many celebrities have it too, like Simon Cowell, for example.

Don't let anybody push you down for having man boobs. Beat their asses or something for twisting your nipples, that's the only way they learn.

by CheeseAss September 20, 2005

boobshlinger

when two people are bored (and one has boobs) go to urbandictionary.com and make up this stupid word.

hey you with the boobs lets go make a boobshlinger

by prince shamalamadingdong February 1, 2010

barney's boobs

Barney's boobs are very sexual bouncy objects on Barney

Hey Barney's boobs are so big I could slide on them!

by Chick_reposession December 8, 2013

man boobs

large jelly like saddle bags that sway in the breeze

dave . . . are you on hormone replacement therapy or something because they are fucking massive

by paul March 11, 2004

Mozart boobs

In the Opera World, terminology referring to breasts which neatly fit into a corset, therefore looking good on the Opera Stage i.e. they'd be grand in a Mozart opera, such as The Marriage of Figaro.

Backstage hand 1: Phwoar!
Backstage hand 2: Yeah!
Backstage hand 1: Yeah, I'd do that!
Backstage hand 2: Anytime!
Backstage hand 1: I know we're doing Wagner, but...
Backstage hand 2: BUT...!
Backstage hand 1: That's a right set of Mozart boobs!
Backstage hand 2: What I wouldn't do to get my hands on that pair...
Backstage hand 1 (dreamily): yeah...
Backstage hand 2: yeah...
Backstage hand 1: (hornily): YEAH!

by Sinead April 22, 2005

tube boobs

A pair of female breasts that sag so much, they resemble long tubes or tube socks.

The most concentrated collections of tube boobs are usually found in National Geographic magazine.

by joshuaperry March 28, 2008

deja boobs

When you could have sworn you've seen a pair of boobs before

oh, deja boobs!

by haydenjoey November 13, 2010