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bonus egg

A lump of doo-doo unexpectedly delivered during a rim job.
I was tossing Big Red's salad when suddenly hit a bonus egg.
by Salty Dog July 31, 2003
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Japanese bonus track

If you're someone like me (one who feels incomplete without having every album/EP/song from a band) these can get EXTREMELY annoying. For some reason which I don't know (I was told by a friend that it was some sort of agreement Japan had with the music industry) they always get them.
Person A: YES!! I finally have every song by DragonForce!
Person B: I think you forgot about those Japanese bonus tracks that appear on all their albums.
Person A: What?
Person B: You don't have 'Where Dragons Rule', 'Cry of the Brave' and 'E.P.M.'.
*Person B walks away*
Person A: My life is over *sniff*
*Person A pulls out a gun*
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Bnuts

Person someone whos strength surpasses that of any normal woman... or man.

uses brute force, such as a signature move, "The CLAW" to get revenge or for personal gain

to relieve tension, lets out high pitched yell.. almost comparable to that of the abomainable snowman

can be found listening to crunk music, eating cup noodles, primping hair, or dropping deuces
Bnuts is one sexy beast.
by TizzNiff August 4, 2008
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Bonusday

A day in the course of the week where you thought that it had already occured giving whats seems to be an extra day of the week.
Guy #1: All of Thursday I thought it was Friday. So now that it is Friday, it is like today is an extra day of the week.

Guy #2: Yeah man, me too. Today is Bonusday
by RoyVA6 March 26, 2010
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Baloney Bonus

The act of wrapping your johnson in lunch meat before putting on a condom in order to give her that extra bit of girth.
It was my girlfriend's birthday yesterday so I hooked her up with a baloney bonus when she got home from work.
by Baloney Bonus June 28, 2012
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Bonus Waffle

n. The waffle you get the morning after your one night stand. Something between an added bonus, consolation prize, and mechanism for politely insisting that you leave.
A bonus waffle might be any breakfast item. A literal waffle, yes. A pop tart, perhaps. Even a fruit. But not more sex.
by RobertFreeman April 22, 2013
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christmas bonus

in which a man is having sex with a woman, and, upon reaching orgasm, withdraws from her vagina, ejaculates on her face, and slaps a bow on her head.
"suzie might not have gotten the raise she wanted, but i gave her the christmas bonus."
by eric williams August 12, 2006
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