Fake Blasted

When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)

John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.

by Smartee Pants July 7, 2021

Nuclear Blasted

The phenomenon of a band watering down their music after signing to the record label Nuclear Blast Records.

Vader kicks ass! Shame, they got Nuclear Blasted.

by Necrot December 23, 2021

Bengali boy blasted

A man from Bengal getting overly intoxicated. Usually involves falling down, losing the ability to read, eating food off the floor.

Damn, he was bengali boy blasted. He was eating chips off the floor, falling down, and flipping everyone off.

by Cali_math_nerd January 2, 2021

Steak finger blasted

An awkward attempt at third base when he still had gravy from Dairy Queen on his fingers.

Fucking Gary gave me a yeast infection after he steak finger blasted me!

by Sinetoar February 26, 2022

Blazted

Adjective

To be high or drunk. Most popularly referred to Marijuana.

Etimology: From Distortion Language.

"Migz is blazted again."

by Chingon December 16, 2005

Blarted

Using this word will just give the other person the utter must disgrace

Nah bro you have been blarted brother

by Big batty eater 69 October 29, 2019

flavor blasted goldfish

When you shit diarrhea into your partners mouth and then cum in it at the same time.

I flavor blasted goldfish last night into ariana's mouth

by alsdfjalsfj December 9, 2013