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Black Plague Friday

A buying event larger than Black Friday,

This marks the day after a President of a Country shuts traveling borders to Europe sparking of a prepper buying frenzies.

First things to go are:

* Hand Sanitizers
* Toilet Paper
* Face Masks
* Canned goods
Did you see the line at the grocery store this morning? It was a new kind of Black-Friday, "Black Plague Friday".
by Bobby Peach March 13, 2020
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Black dick friday

The only day of the week, (Friday), that your black lover can come give you some dick because you're the "side piece".
" Thank goodness today is black dick Friday. I've been waiting all week to get some of that dick"
by Sn○W☆BuNN¥ October 28, 2022
mugGet the Black dick fridaymug.
A crime on which cops have seriously cracked down over the years. The sentence is usually a beating with nightsticks and a night in jail. The perpetrator is usually released the next morning since it's only a misdemeanor. (don't take this seriously kids, I'm not racist, it's satire)
Jamal and Rashawn had a killer craving for Krispy Kremes, but they knew they'd better stay away from the store if they didn't want to get the shit beat out of them and get booked for being black on a Friday night.
by Nick D July 19, 2004
mugGet the being black on a Friday nightmug.

Black Friday

A day in flight attendant initial class when you take an exam and someone is excused at random. This usually takes place when the class breaks for lunch and upon your return, there is a classmate missing.
Hey Karen, good luck on the test today. Thanks Susan. I’ll need it. It’s also Black Friday.
by Gert Barr April 20, 2021
mugGet the Black Fridaymug.

Blacked Friday

Derived from the famous genre of pornography, "blacked friday" is a day NSFW artists and content-creators (not usually themed for such content) set aside for creating interracial content, most-commonly featuring white women with black men.
I'm so glad this artist does blacked fridays... It's all I can goon to anymore!
by i-like2watch November 21, 2023
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black dick friday

The only day of the week, (Friday), when you get to see your black lover and get some dick because you're the side piece.
"Girl, thank goodness it's Black dick Friday. I've been waiting all week to get some of that dick"
by Sn○W☆BuNN¥ October 28, 2022
mugGet the black dick fridaymug.

Black Friday bottleneck

The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam
I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.
by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018
mugGet the Black Friday bottleneckmug.

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