Wet Birth

To drop an explosive, wet shit followed by the immediate release of a massive, colon sized turd. Wet Births may be accompanied by anal dripping, cramping and putrid stench.

After a hearty Mexican lunch, Roger began to sweat, bloat and cramp. He trotted to the shitter where he gave a Wet Birth.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

birthday wig

The visible hair when a female is in her birthday suit.

Hey man, check out your mom's birthday wig. I'd wear that to the next late-night social function!

by My Crotch2009 February 5, 2009

birthday suit

one's bare skin (from the fact that a person would not have any clothes on the minute they were born)

I found it embarrassing for them to see me in my birthday suit.

by Light Joker August 3, 2005

Birthday Brothers

Two people that were born on the same day. They do not have to be blood relatives.

Paul and Scott were both born on June 30, therefore they are birthday brothers.

by stupidass5000 June 29, 2008

birth nuts

to have a mark on your testicles

'hey guys i have birth nuts"

by slampig 21 May 25, 2009

Birthday Minute

When the time of day matches the month and day of your birth. Usually when the time is shown on television.

Look, it's my birthday minute.

by toypit June 16, 2016

Birthday suit

Basically naked , the way one is born , defined by renowned spokesmen M o h a k C

I feel really comfortable roaming around home in my birthday Suit.

by fragger123 December 7, 2017