beaver trap

a man is said to have laid a beaver trap when he 'lures' a woman into having sex with him (repeatedly) with the promise of marrying her soon. After his hunger is satisfied enough, the man backs off from his commitment.

(this especially happens in conservative societies of developing countries where girls consider it a taboo to have sex before marriage. Hence laying a beaver trap is the only option for the sexually-starved & commitment-phobic guys. In such coutries, a man accused of laying a beaver trap is booked under the charges of rape)

Ajay: Hey Vijay, I can't believe it. How did you manage to nail that conservative gal ?
Vijay: Ya man, it wasn't an easy task. Finally, I had to lay a beaver trap.

by spunkTanker November 6, 2010

beaverfish

A small aquatic creature, that is half beaver and half fish. Also known as the BEAVERFISH! This furry creature can grow up to 5 feet long and weigh as much as several llamas! The beaverfish usually eats other small aquatic creatures, but usually prefers the green, nutritious fruit, zuchinni. Although, the beaverfish may appear harmless, never enter any waters near them, due to the fact that they are very territorial of their habit, and invasion of their inviroment, can cause serious injury.

It's a bird, it's a plane, NO! It's a beaverfish!

by Dr. Trann September 3, 2010

Beaver McKeever

1)A common phrase for someone who cannot be bothered to try and waits for someone else to come along and do something for them.

2)Someone who emphasizes words by elongating them.

Sarah: "I can't do ittttttttttttt"
Maths Teacher: "Don't worry Sarah I'll do it for you"
James:"You're such a Beaver McKeever"
Sarah:"No I'm notttttttttttttttt"

by stokestokestoke October 28, 2008

eat the beaver

a pussy licker. see muff diver

man, your mums wants to eat the beaver all the time

by Dom(nathansgay) July 14, 2007

beavis and butthead

Best cartoon ever. it proved complete and utter morons could be role models. Then the ultimate evil,MTV, took it off air. at least we still have King of the Hill...

MTV is full of bastard sellouts.

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

beavot

1. a cross between a beaver & an otter.

2. an idiot

"Greg you are such a fucking beavot"

by Carl Brotherton August 6, 2007

Beaver Saddle

Any part of the male body that a female can saddle up and ride on..

The girl used my face as a beaver saddle. The old woman was trying to ride on my beaver saddle.

by Shawn Lavery October 9, 2007