Baking Donuts

Some horrible, but unspecified low point in one's existence.(From a Mark Leyner novel, i believe My Cousin, My Gastrointerologist)

Guy 1: Say man, is everything OK? I heard you've been baking donuts.

Guy 2: Who told you that?!? They're lying! I can't tell you how hurt I am that you believed such an outrageous rumor.

by crescent fresh May 23, 2006

clam baking

To smoke marijuana in an enclosed vehicle, causing the vehicle to fill up with smoke. This achieves a better high because no smoke is wasted in the process, and is usually done with a blunt or a joint. This is known as clam baking.

"Me and George are going to clam bake in his car later, want to come?"
"We clam baked last night and we were trippin' balls after words."
"George clam baked in his car and now can't get the pot smell out of it."
"Hey, want to go clam baking later?"

by BrettRS July 21, 2008

bajingo parlor

Another term for a strip club.

Hey Jen, want to hit the bajingo parlor later tonight? We can pick up your paycheck.

by T-Racy and Chim Chim May 5, 2007

Bajingo Lingo

Bajingo Lingo is how the vagina attempts to justify sleeping with someone a woman usually wouldn't sleep with when her judgment isn't compromised by booze, horniness, or long sexual dry spells. Can occur either drunk or sober and can be in the form of either rationalization or pleading.

"Sure he's ugly, but he's really into you." "Oh God, you are SOOOOO horny." "Oh come on, it's been 6 months since you've been laid." "Everybody is beautiful in the dark." "Please, sister. Like you have any better offers?" "Is this a mistake or is this just Bajingo Lingo?"

by &rea September 3, 2009

baxing

the action of texting back

Josh:“mate,i texted you like 5 hours ago why you not baxing?
Martin: “sorry bro i was busy”

by YOURLOCALTOADCOLLECTOR August 20, 2019

bajing

ba'jing

1. an exclamation after an insult, like ba-zing.
2. to fuck.
3. the male genitalia.
4. to ejaculate. also see skeet.

1. "Joe, you're such a fucktard! Bajing!"
2. "Hey Brian, I bajinged your sister last night!"
-or-
"Greg seems a little too happy. He must have been bajinged in the butt over the weekend."
3. "STFU Zwiers before I give you a swift kick to the bajing!"
4. "Ugh! I just got bajing all over myself..."

by JoelToTheJ April 29, 2005

badingding

nickname for rednecks, inbred, three toes, trailer park trash, white trash, and peoples who's family tree resembles a telephone pole

Why is it that the media always finds the biggest badingding to interview after a tornado!??

by JTP3 November 7, 2007