bash and dash with petty theft

When one engages in a bash and dash and upon leaving they exit with the hosts house cat or small dog.

Shane was so horrible in bed that while making her leave, Nancy grabbed his beautiful cat, Chuckles performing a picture perfect bash and dash with petty theft.

by Myke79 July 29, 2006

bash book

a book that you write bad/mean things bout people that you wouldn't say to their face and you pass it around to other people and and they add things about people

Did you see Passhun bash book she said you a ho. Really i thought we were friends will in Sidney book it say you a dyke

by Nayna December 8, 2004

bash the bishop

when you grab your genitals and bash the hell out of them and get an exciting cum rush, other terms are blastin the bella and screwin the slim jim.

Be right back i just bashed my bishop and theres sperm everywhere.

by mr ejaculate April 14, 2004

bash my pasty

a term referring to the violent poking (or some cases) thrashing of the vaginal area.
phrase particulary used in cornish areas of land.

"ahoy there, come into my love dungeon and bash my pasty, what say you, savvy?"

by ronald weasley March 10, 2008

bash mob

"Bash mob" is a term used to describe the disturbing new trend beginning in the year 2011 for people to assemble suddenly in a public place to attack innocent people, then disperse. "Bash mobs" are organized via telecommunications, social media, or viral e-mails, similiar to "flash mobs." Bash mobs are similar to flash mobs, except bash mobs are violent, causing innocent people to be injured or killed and also in the mayhem sometimes causing property damage . . . . . . . {A "flash mob" is a group of people who assemble suddenly in a public place, perform an unusual and sometimes seemingly pointless act for a brief time, then disperse, often for the purposes of entertainment and/or satire. Flash mobs are organized via telecommunications, social media, or viral e-mails. The term "flash mob", coined in 2003, is generally not applied to events and performances organized for the purposes of politics (such as protests), commercial advertisement, publicity stunts that involve public relation firms, or paid professionals}.

News reporter: "There has been an increase in bash mobs recently and the Chicago Police are working hard to stop this trend."

by demographic-man December 12, 2011

bash her back doors in

having incredibly rough porn-star like sex with a female because shes incredibly attractive. usually in the doggy-style position hence "back doors"

LAD number 1: oh my fucking god that girl is so hot my testicles are pulsating

LAD number 2:...... phhrrooaawwwwwrrr....i'd "bash her back doors in".

by back door basher October 9, 2011

Bash Buns

When talking about a female or females you really want to do it to just because they are sexy or have a fatty.

Yo look at ole girl. I definitely want to Bash Buns.

by @TheKingofLeo Twitter January 4, 2012