pole barn

Pole barn is slang for a gay bar and, more accurately, one with one or more glory holes.

Bongo: " Ernie! Long time no see... Hey, c'mon over tonight - I 'm

making bag and I'll steep a coupla' ice brews...."

Ernie: " I would dude, but I'm workin' the pole barn tonight. They're gonna' pay me $20 an hour to man the glory hole. Maybe later tho..."

by Toby Gruntnzler October 16, 2014

Barn fuck

A sexual act of a person sneaking to a barn and having intercourse with a truck slut or even the barn animals.

Caleb and ben snuck out to enjoy a yummy barn fuck

by Urbanbky123456 October 24, 2018

Barn Mucker

Someone who enjoys having sex with the elderly.

You are such a barn mucker, stop fishing for hoes at the bingo hall!

by Schlongdong69 January 16, 2019

park barn

1. Anywhere that nobody really knows where it is.
2. Any unspecified location that can be referred to as where something is.

A: Where's the gig?
B: Park barn

A: Where did I leave my keys?
B: Park barn

A: Where did these barn eggs come from?
B: They're park barn eggs.

A: How do I get to London?
B: Take a left at Park Barn

by ashleysbrain November 02, 2008

Varnishing the Barn

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

by BigJustice April 17, 2009

Shit Barned

Getting hammered or drunk in the capital city of Ohio.

Kurt got shit barned while taking a break from his murse job.

by DrunkswickNation20392092 March 20, 2010

Oliver Barnes

A sick lad that likes koalas. A White kid with a black life. Subscribe to Olly the koala Barnes.

Oliver Barnes goes to school. Learns shit and comes home, plays fortnite.

by Boyyyyyyy. June 22, 2019