When you jack off to horse cocks and make memes of Tim walz cause J.D. Vance got caught fucking a couch
Hey man sorry I couldn’t hang last night I was up all night pulling a bama thornton maybe we can chill later this week.
by Alabama man 666 August 11, 2024
Get the bama thorntonmug. A caucasian from the US that is incredibly stupid. They will often endanger themselves and others without even realizing it. Simply because they only have pointless, stupid thoughts that are many times slower than the average idiot after drinking on benzodiazepines
Person 1: *peeing into the wind and not noticing they’re peeing all over themselves while they burn off their eyelashes to light a cigarette that’s unknowingly been dipped in pcp before getting into Person 2’s new car.
Person 2: “What the fucking fuck? You stupid ass bama! Get out of my car. If I’d only known you were a dumb bama I’d have left you back at the gas station. We can’t be friends and I’m not sorry about it.”
Person 2: “What the fucking fuck? You stupid ass bama! Get out of my car. If I’d only known you were a dumb bama I’d have left you back at the gas station. We can’t be friends and I’m not sorry about it.”
by Analmetimbers October 8, 2023
Get the Bamamug.