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Balconite

A general term encompassing all peoples supremely intrigued by MMORPG, RPG, RTS, FPS, TPS, Fighters, and every other type of video game. These individuals also have a tendency to role play, usually by means of DnD or LARP; they can explain the plots of most Anime's and Comics; they typically frequent science fiction and fantasy conventions; read science fiction and fantasy novels; are extremely socially awkward and usually remain in groups for social safety. A Balconite can be detected by: his/her unique fascination with fantasy, awkward social interaction, and usage of the word Epic.
Look at those two balconites larping over there.
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That kid has a purple lightsabre and keeps using the word epic, he must be a balconite.
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I can't beat this RPG, I should probably call my balconite buddy Jim to help me.
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Balloonicorn

A small, floating, pink species of unicorn that hails from the video game Team Fortress 2. It can be easily identified by its general cuteness and peppermint horn, also by the blue markings on its back and yellow soles of its hooves. It is sometimes given to unicorn-loving girls by their video game-playing boyfriends as surprise gifts.
The Pyro pranced around with his best buddy Balloonicorn as he shot civillians with his rainblower in Team Fortress 2.
by unicornlady3 October 21, 2013
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balloon nipple

the weird shitty knotty thingie that is at the bottom of your balloon
"Can you grab my balloon nipple?"
"That is one fine balloon nipple"
by balloonnipple1234 August 23, 2016
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Balconoob

Noob defenders in Mineplex Castle Siege who lose on Sunstone because they didn't watch the balconies.
Bob: OMG WE LOST IN THE FIRST 3 MINUTES HOWWWWWW
Joe: You lost because you were a balconoob.
by FlyingTryhard April 1, 2017
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Balconist

A balconist(s) is someone, or group of people, who spend a lot of time out on a balcony. Typically smoking weed or grilling. Extra points if you bring your fuzzy blanket outside while you do it. Don’t forget your dog and favorite lighter! Balconists UNITE!
I smell that sticky icky from here! It must be the balconists next door.
by nyquilhoe March 6, 2022
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tied ballon

The wrinkled skin around your anus.
Did you see that slut's anus? It looked just like a tied ballon.
by EH of HB December 11, 2007
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Gravy balloon

When you take the skin off a piece of KFC chicken and fill it with gravy. Proceed to twist the skin as to form a small balloon with the gravy on the inside. Drop that bitch into your mouth.
Dude, I haven't had a solid shit since we did all those gravy balloons lat week.
by Tuckeye Breath July 12, 2010
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