Honey Badger 

A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out ther. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.

Explorer: Oh look, theres a Honey badger!

2.35 seconds later

Oh look, I'm dead!

Honey Badger by Squaids187 July 7, 2010

Cunt Badger 

A polite way of calling someone a Cunt. Using this word will not offend due to it being impossible to call someone it with a straight face.

Dammit Chris your such a cunt badger...

Cunt Badger by TJ_1984 October 12, 2005

sock badger 

Creature which lives in washing machines and makes its nest with socks. Never been caught, but the presence of odd socks in the wash is evidence of their existance

The sock badger has been at my socks again.

sock badger by Matt February 27, 2005

flaming badger 

When penetrating a female from behind, one simply douses her ass in lighter fluid and ignites it. Then proceed to scratch at the flames violently in an effort to (a) put out the flames and (b) imitate an enraged badger.

Yo, I gave your mom the ol' flaming badger last night. She's in the ICU now, but she'll survive.

flaming badger by Sandwiches October 10, 2006

bagel badger 

a person who very strange or stupid

Glen stop being a bagel badger and be normal

bagel badger by pooppopo October 20, 2009

rough as a badger's arse

Adjective: Very rough, either literally, as in an unshaven gentleman's chin or figuratively as in uncivilised or things or behaviour.

"The people who moved in next door have parked their tarmac wagon across our drive again and stolen all the apples off our tree."
"Good gracious, they're as rough as a badger's arse."

rough as a badger's arse by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

THAT'S THE BADGER 

Phrase to express satisfaction

"Eyago mate, there's your pie and chips - with a extra portion of pie"

"ahh, that's the badger!"

THAT'S THE BADGER by friend of steve middleton, the pioneer of this phrase September 28, 2006