Porn Badger

Like every holiday has a mascot, Christmas = Santa, Easter = the Easter Bunny, St. Patrick's Day = Leprechaun, etc... Porn has the Porn Badger. Specifically the Porn Badger is responsible for the random, used, thrown out porn young teenagers find on the street, side walk or bushes. This is usually some of the first times Porn has been seen by these teenagers, and creats a vivid experience. And like most holiday related mascots, the Porn Badger fades away once these teenagers realize where that nasty used porn actually came from...
Johnny and Dave were walking down the sidewalk when they saw an amazing torn in half Hustler Magizine that the Porn Badger had left behind for them.
by Ira Goldbaum September 17, 2009
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dead badger

A really, really smelly fart, usually caused by drinking a lot of alcohol.
I just dropped a dead badger
by Badger June 10, 2004
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growling at the badger

What they call cunnilingus in Glasgow, Scotland (source: Billy Connolly, the funniest man in the world)
Also known as "going the growl"
"Know what they call cunnilingus in Glasgow?.... Growling at the badger!"
by Cluin September 03, 2003
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barking at the badger

british slang for cunnilingus other terms include going down on,licking out, munching the rug

cunt pussy licking
" i had so much fun with stephany last night barking at the badger"
by amuchan October 04, 2006
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badger people

Slang term for argumentative types who will not back down even when they are wrong.
There is no way that I will agree to spend an evening with those crazy badger people ever again, no matter what!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 03, 2019
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Badger the Witness

v.
1. (In legal proceedings) the act of a cross examining lawyer being harrassing or combative towards a witness.
2. (slang) male masturbation
1. Objection sustained, do not badger the witness.
2. Since I didn't get lucky at the bar, I badgered the witness when i got home.
by Arronos del Pavronos March 17, 2006
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Badger Spotting

Frequenting parks, commons or other public grounds at night for the explicit purpose of picking-up homosexual men in order to have sex with them.
The conservative MP from Dorset was found badger spotting in Clapham Common last week. I guess his wife wasn’t aware of his affinity for nature.
by t pot October 06, 2009
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