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Backdoor Baldridge

A person who refuses to enter through the front, but instead prefers the backdoor in both entering and exiting and in sexual activities.
I once met this guy who was a total "Backdoor Baldridge" and always used the trunk to enter and exit the car.
by Seth Gass February 1, 2008
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backdoor barbeque

Defined as the use of barbeque sauce as lubricant in the act of anal sex.
"We were out of KY jelly, so I went to the fridge and grabbed a bottle of Bull's Eye Bold Original. Then I gave Patrick Swayze a good backdoor barbeque."
by Iggy Pup June 6, 2006
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backdoor shuffle

Leaving any type of function, usually a party or get together with friends, without saying good bye. Often used to avoid staying out until 5 a.m.
Big Joe: I think Chuck Liddell is fighting tonight.

Andrea: Ask Dave, he would know.

Tucci: Good luck finding him, I think Dave pulled the ol' backdoor shuffle about 20 minutes ago.
by Dave B October 20, 2008
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Backdoor Boogie

A porn made in the 80's in which two men try and fit their members inside a female's anus simultaneously.

The one great line from the movie is, "Come'on Barry, I bet we can get both our dicks in her at once."
Barry really stuffed that chick in Backdoor Boogie.
by dfu January 30, 2004
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Backdoor Poltergeist

When a small Asian lady hides in a pillowcase and screams aggressively at their victim until submission, once their victim has surrendered themselves, they proceed to do an outrageous act of "Tarmacking" on their victim.
Bro 1: "hey bro what's that on your t-shirt?"
Bro 2 (Walking with a crutch): "Ahh y'know bro just a classic backdoor poltergeist incident"
Bro 1: "ahh bro that sucks bro, want a kiss?"
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Backdoor Arson

When the beef bus drops off gonorronies at the back door
When Rupert met Frank, he thought he had found a season pass to backdoor bonetown. Little did he know that Frank was about to execute backdoor arson.
by Ballsack Commander August 27, 2020
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Backdoor Thot

A person who comes in through the backdoor of your house, at your request, for: sex, making out, or any intimate actions for free.
“Dude, I wanna hook up with someone sooo bad”
“Ask Jenna”
That’s right she’s a total backdoor Thot”
by President Poverty November 16, 2018
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